[color=green][b]Moderator’s note: split from Part I [url=http://tw.forumosa.com/t/the-dumbest-funniest-things-my-significant-other-says-i/14636/1
My wife can carry electricity in her handbag … ???
wife: honey, where is my handbag?
me: how should I know … it’s your bag, I don’t carry handbags …
wife: oh, right behind you …
me: ok … I’ll …
wife: can you give me my electricity?
me: … ??? electricity?
wife: yes … electricity for my phone …
me: darling … these things are called battery … we are not able to carry electricity around in a handbag yet …
That’s not dumb … it’s an invitation for flattery. If you didn’t provide any, you failed the test! Flowers and an expensive dinner will be required to make up for your blunder!
[quote=“DSN”]So my gf asks which currency in the world has the lowest nominal value. I said I wasn’t sure. Maybe Korean won? The lire (Italy) used to be one of the worst, but of course they use the Euro now.
Her response: “So they must have had a real advantage when they started using the Euro”. i.e. 1 Euro = 1 Deutsche mark, 1 Euro = 1 lire etc. !!! You’re loco…
Here’s the best part: My gf is a Banking and Finance graduate![/quote]The Korean Won is a good guess at $US1 = 1000Won and is the lowest valued currency of all OECD countries. But the record is $US1 = 24,500 Zimbabwean dollars
Someone wanted to take out a vegetarian and a seafood dish. FYI, they are packed in a cup with transparent lid.
wife: honey can you mark them seafood and vegetarian …
me: …? Women! … The vegetarian is the one without fish! They can see that … can’t they … I know people are idiots but not morons … the other one … the one with the fish is the the seafood … I think they can figure that one out … :s
The other day, I was at a loss for what a washing machine was, in Chinese, and ended up asking the SO to open the “bin xiang-de pong yo” (refrigerator’s friend).
It hard somtimes to communicate in a language that is not native to you… I remenber when I was at my ex GF family’s home… we were eating… I did not know that the Mexican word for bread was different than one used in parts of South America…
I wanted to say to her mother “Can you give me more of that good bread you made?”
What end up saying was “Can you give me more of that good P**sy you have?”