The Festivus Thread!

For the rest of us!
Come on, who’s going to pin me??
Come on!!

So… does this mean you are gonna go about town dressed as a donkey for the festive period? Then we (the lucky public) get to stick a tail on your arse?

He likes a big pri… TEMP!

OK, first the airing of grievances!!

OK, first, I would like to discuss how my friends Funk500 and Buttercup disappointed me this year by, under the lame-o excuse of being Pommy gits, sullying this most holy of days/threads by posting without a clue of what’s going on.
Next?

S’not my fault no-one knows what you’re talking about! (One must ILLUMINATE, it is not enough to merely shine…)

and then the

“Feats of Strength”

Or at least provide a wiki link…

Seinfeld is RUBBISH. Why wait for one day of the year to tell the people you love that they piss you off? We should be able to do tht any day of the year.

[quote=“Buttercup”]Or at least provide a wiki link…

Seinfeld is RUBBISH. [/quote]

ohhhhhhhhhhh Buttercup, that’s just not giddyup!

What!!! :fume:

I KNEW there had to be SOMETHING wrong with you! You were too good to be true. Erhu told me to wacht out for some weird shit, like 11 toes or a willy… But THIS???

Adieu, my friend. Adieu! :frowning:

What!!! :fume:

I KNEW there had to be SOMETHING wrong with you! You were too good to be true. Erhu told me to wacht out for some weird shit, like 11 toes or a willy… But THIS???

Adieu, my friend. Adieu! :frowning:[/quote]

You never even asked if you could see my willy…

I do like the one where they can’t buy any soup though.

What!!! :fume:

I KNEW there had to be SOMETHING wrong with you! You were too good to be true. Erhu told me to wacht out for some weird shit, like 11 toes or a willy… But THIS???

Adieu, my friend. Adieu! :frowning:[/quote]

You never even asked if you could see my willy…[/quote]
Don’t you dare change the subject! This is NOT about Willy, this is about Jerry!

It’s so cheesy and formulaic. Like ‘Friends’ trying to be ‘wacky’.

So where are you gonna get the donkey suit?

Well thanks for nothing, Kramer…

ben & jerry’s had a FESTIVUS flavor for a while…i see its been retired…

benandjerrys.com/our_product … graveyard/

That explains why you looked like you wanted to slap me when I told you had a George Costanza wallet (about 8cm thick and full of “stuff”) at the recent happy hour. I guess it’s a love it or hate it kind of show. Friends is a show that I definitely can’t stand (wacky, tacky and then some) but that era is behind us all now. There are plenty of new shows to despise now.

Happy Festivus ya’ll.

That explains why you looked like you wanted to slap me when I told you had a George Costanza wallet (about 8cm thick and full of “stuff”) at the recent happy hour. I guess it’s a love it or hate it kind of show. Friends is a show that I definitely can’t stand (wacky, tacky and then some) but that era is behind us all now. There are plenty of new shows to despise now.

Happy Festivus ya’ll.[/quote]

I did? I DID? I have no social skills. Excuse, plizz.