The French do it the most - Durex Global Sex Survey

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… sorry, despite all anti-french texts here (I myself am annoyed for their opinion change on Sudan), they are fantastic and absolute great in …

SEX! Durex Global Sex Survey 2004 states this clearly, check on
www.durex.com

number of times sex per year:

1: France 137 times (oui, c’est l’amour)
2: Greece: 133 times (German soccer trainer gave them success is soccer,
but this they can do alone)
3: Hungary: 131 times (say no more, I’ve been there, the girls confuse belts
with skirts)
4: UK: 119 times (yup, their cottages are sooo romantic!)
…
USA: 111 times
world average: 103 times
Germany: 98 times (we have to learn from the French !!)
…
Taiwan: 80 times (I know this: this bloody TV show every night, grrrr)
HK/Singapore: 79
Japan: 46 (!!!) times (hmmm… elsewhere we discussed they love it complicated, takes too long probably to get to the point)

Length of … tender preparations:

usually around 20 minutes, only Thailand needs only 11.5:

husband: boah, there you are finally, been out so long
wive: what? hey? … help !!!..

Beginners age:

world average: 17.7, but:

Iceland: 15.7 (ehem…it is really icy there and … a lot of boring stones)
Germany: 16.2
USA: 16.9
everybody something like that, okay Taiwan, China, HK, Japan around 18

Malaysia 19.3,
Vietnam 19.8 (neo-conservatives, please add a joke regarding Vietnam here!)

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Thank you Bob Honest for pointing out that the French like to fuck each other as much as they do everyone else…

Good thing they are practicing safe sex though…

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:laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

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[quote=“bob_honest”]

1: France 137 times (oui, c’est l’amour)[/quote]

Coincidentally, the French are the world’s number-one liars.

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137 times per year? That’s it? :smiling_imp: I mean, per month I suppose that’s tolerable.

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:laughing: :laughing: :laughing:[/quote]
Damm it, im in the wrong M#@$#F##$#kin country. where my return ticket, im changing it

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[quote=“fred smith”]Thank you Bob Honest for pointing out that the French like to fuck each other as much as they do everyone else…

Good thing they are practicing safe sex though…[/quote]

What do you think the Eiffel Tower means?

Does it hurt?

Oops, sorry.

EB

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They come out with these surveys every year and as far as I can recall, every year it’s some different place that comes out on top. The U.K. and U.S.A. won top spots in previous surveys. Chinese and Japanese usually end up near the bottom of the rankings.

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Be taht as it may but in a new survey it showed that the average coital for a French male lasts 26.8 seconds (and yes that includes foreplay)!
I should know Im French! :s

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I’ve seen a survey that compared average length of foreplay. The French came out on top with an average of 30 minutes; Koreans were at the bottom with an average of slightly less than two minutes (ie. the length of time it takes the partners to take off their clothes and lie down.)
The more important a culture thinks female sexual satisfaction is, the longer foreplay will be; thus the reputation French men have as great lovers.

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[quote=“bababa”]I’ve seen a survey that compared average length of foreplay. The French came out on top with an average of 30 minutes;

yes but can 30 minutes of begging really count as foreplay?

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yes but can 30 minutes of begging really count as foreplay?[/quote]

Do it for play. Better than no play :p.

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Well! Aren’t YOU a cunning linguist!! :bravo:

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[quote=“bababa”]
The more important a culture thinks female sexual satisfaction is, the longer foreplay will be; thus the reputation French men have as great lovers.[/quote]

Well, once I fore-played so long, my wife fell asleep !

:s

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Well! Aren’t YOU a cunning linguist!! :bravo:[/quote]

Thank you! I’ve been told that my tongue twisting talents are terrific :bow: