Anyone who’s ever transferred from the Muzha line to the Bannan line or the other way around must have seen her: just near where the Muzha trains depart, in the corner there’s a lifesize advertisement of some shampoo or whatever featuring the world’s most beautiful femme, most conveniently clad in naught but a black bikini. I should have taken a picture, but maybe this description will do. And then again, it would have looked right sleazy.
Although she looks familiar, I’m bad at these kind of things and don’t know who she is. I must know. I must have her. I mean the real thing, a poster only lasts so long. Who is she? Is anyone here equally a-flutter? Must I fear competition? Or will she forever remain a poster girl…
Yawn. I wouldn’t even turn my head if I saw her walking around Zhongxiao Dunhua (and usually I get whiplash walking in that area).
I remember seeing that ad at the red and blue line interchange in Taipei Main and every time I walked past, I’d scoff at the concept of an Asian with skin that white wearing a bikini in that sort of sunny weather.
Gorgeous face, those eyes… wow! She’s Japanese? Now I know what all the fuss is always about, Japanese women are beautiful.
Face, yes, but godawful body. Jeez! I’m still puzzled as to how near-androgeny, or in some cases child-like physique, can be attractive. But, hey, it’s good to have diversity, to each his own, etc. etc.
Now that I think of it, an average Asian male body is not attractive to me either, so I guess it was a good idea to move back to Europe
So, Ah-Q, now you know who she is, what’s your next move?
And what did you guys mean by those amputee jokes? What? Where? I don’t see anything… :s