In the above article, Brangelina’s expecting. The “experts” believe the child will be “above average-looking.” I disagree. From my experiences, I have reached my own theory which I believe one day will win a Nobel Prize, the Good-Lookingness (Usually) Skips a Generation Theory.
Rarely do I see hot parents and offspring. And the children of most beautiful people you read about are well, kind of average, and not as attractive as their parents.
So yes, tosses hair my children will be butt. (I’m KIDDING!!!)