In the above article, Brangelina’s expecting. The “experts” believe the child will be “above average-looking.” I disagree. From my experiences, I have reached my own theory which I believe one day will win a Nobel Prize, the Good-Lookingness (Usually) Skips a Generation Theory.
Rarely do I see hot parents and offspring. And the children of most beautiful people you read about are well, kind of average, and not as attractive as their parents.
So yes, tosses hair my children will be butt. (I’m KIDDING!!!)
Ai…okok. I haven’t worked out the kinks yet. You people think too much!
This leads me to my other theory, the “Good-Lookingness Must be Unbalanced to be Successful” Theory. A relationship where it is obvious that one person is more attractive than the other works better. It’s been tried, tested and true. But I’m sure someone will find a flaw in this one too.
I look almost exactly like my mother except with a smaller nose coughnosejobcough and completely different skin tone and hair colour. And my mom is like 1000000 times hotter than I am. So her shit skipped a generation with me STILL looking like her.