The Hopefully Mercifully VERY Short Jussie Smollett Trial Thread

I never even noticed. I must’ve been looking elsewhere.

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Cluster meet fuck.

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Christ on a bike! One of his attorneys started crying?

They know they are going to lose and are setting up a ‘the trial was racist/sexist/homoohobic’ excuse.

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Even worse: “the judge is mean! :crying_cat_face:

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Mean to black women.

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Will he, won’t he?

Blacks don’t like him as much as you think.

I think my cat gave me a deeper cut when I forgot to feed her once.

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You should’ve had your injuries documented at a hospital and charged your cat with a speciesist hate crime. :grin:

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Oooookay.

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Kyle Rittenhouse was one of the exceptions. Usually testifying in your own defense is incredibly stupid and counter-productive. Any reasonable jury would have more than enough to send Juicy away (so let’s hope they’re reasonable!).

It is when you’re clearly lying.

What if you’re simply in character?

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There are a lot of these fake hate crimes which could vie for the dumbest,

And my all time favorite FAKE hate crime. Tawana Brawley.

Many still consider her a victim…

“Even if she did it to herself”

Summary

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The testimony will no doubt be dramatic.

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Fair enough, that one wins.

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Society mucks people up.

lol, Don Lemon to Jussie Smollett “the detectives on your case are not buying your bullshit about going for a subway sandwich at 2am in the morning in -16 degrees and being attacked by white supremacists in the middle of Chicago wearing MAGA hats”. :laughing:

Good on the detectives, now if the FBI could learn from them and show some common sense except they seem into cosplay these days.

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Is the guilt literally eating away at Al Sharpton, because he used to be obese and now looks anorexic.

Plot twist time… :grin: