The "Jackie Show" @sshole and drunk-driving

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On the news yesterday, an obviously drunk Jackie (sorry don’t know his Chinese name) was pulled over by police for a breathlyser test which he refused to provide. He was taken to the cop shop and fined.
This was in the middle of the afternoon after a session in a KTV. Weird how the cameras were there to watch him get pulled over. It was funny watching the three lovelies he had with him scurry from the back of his car.
One of the girls was wearing trousers which were so loose round the waist they kept coming down to reveal her skinny bottom as she ran from the cameras. Hilarious!

This guy is such an obnoxious little freak. He managed to hide the fact that he was married and had kids for something like ten years. That’s such a strange thing to do.
Watch Jackie for more than five minutes on any of his shows and I guarantee you’ll find him spewing childish rubbish. He asked a black guy on his show once (in English), “What colour are your tears?”
Another time he asked a girl, must have been about 12, who said her hobby was surfing the net, whether she visited porno sites [canned laughter].
And yet he’s still so popular. Can anyone explain why? :idunno:

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[quote=“Spack”]This guy is such an obnoxious little freak. He managed to hide the fact that he was married and had kids for something like ten years. That’s such a strange thing to do.
Watch Jackie for more than five minutes on any of his shows and I guarantee you’ll find him spewing childish rubbish. He asked a black guy on his show once (in English), “What colour are your tears?”
And yet he’s still so popular. Can anyone explain why? :idunno:[/quote]

You foreigners just don’t understand or respect Chinese culture.

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The ugly bastard you are referring to is 吳宗憲.

I believe the incident occurred at about six in the morning, which led to it being reported in the afternoon newspapers yesterday.

The reporters were probably able to arrive at the scene so quickly because they were either paparazzi who were following him. Or perhaps they arrived while he was sitting in the car for more than half an hour refusing to take a breath test.

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My bad. I assumed it occurred in the afternoon.

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According to the Chinese Post today, local reporters arrived after hearing the case discussed on their police radio scanners, and 30 minutes is enough time to find the area.

The reporters always work closely with the cops here. The cops probably called the reporters themselves, and said, “Hey, we got Jacky Wu here on a DWI charge.”

Now he went to China. Why does they always fly off to China? Wouldn’t Tokyo be more fun?

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Those 3 girls are my friend’s friends, and we were actually all at the same nightspot together earlier in the night, and after we went home, I guess they went to KTV. I was wondering why our friends didn’t come sit with us at our table, and I was later told that because Jacky had come to their table, and they had to entertain him. :unamused:

They definitely weren’t shy about the fact that Jacky was at their table until the cops/news crews showed up. :laughing:

Last night, I had to go pick up my friend from an out of the way spot where they were eating and talking about the incident, because they were afraid of the tabloids following them. :unamused:

I wasn’t directly told all of this, but my friend’s phone was ringing off the hook the rest of the evening, and I pieced all of this together from the phone conversations, and put 2+2 together. :sunglasses:

Update, so I just found out exactly who the 3 girls are, and one of them is an aquaintence of mine! :astonished: The other 2 actually don’t come out and party that often, just so happens that one of the few times they came out, they were in the wrong place at the wrong time.

The opinion of those involved in the incident, think it was a setup by the tabloid media. Usually, the DUI checkpoints don’t run until that hour, but this time, it’s suspected that the tabloids, knowing that Jacky was drinking, alerted the police when Jacky and company left the nightspot, and had them set up the bust, while tabloid cameras were ready on scene to report. :laughing:

For the record, yes, the girl was wearing underwear, albeit very low cut.

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Any truth to the reports that one of the cops on the scene gave Mr. Wu twelve bottles of water to drinks so that he could lower his blood/acohol content to take the breathalizer?

Curious,
CK

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I’m a pretty big guy, but it would take me a hell of a long time to drink 12 bottles of water, even the small ones.

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[quote=“citizen k”]Any truth to the reports that one of the cops on the scene gave Mr. Wu twelve bottles of water to drinks so that he could lower his blood/acohol content to take the breathalizer?

Curious,
CK[/quote]

A friend of mine was pulled over for DD in Taipei and the cops gave him water and a few hours at the station before they gave him the test!

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funny I have no clue about any of these guys anymore… remember Zhu Geliang? He would have never pulled a stunt like that :slight_smile:

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[quote=“Steeevieboy”][quote=“citizen k”]Any truth to the reports that one of the cops on the scene gave Mr. Wu twelve bottles of water to drinks so that he could lower his blood/acohol content to take the breathalizer?

Curious,
CK[/quote]

A friend of mine was pulled over for DD in Taipei and the cops gave him water and a few hours at the station before they gave him the test![/quote]

I bet it’s probably because if the person fails the test, I’m sure they have a lot of paperwork to do, so they probably give him a lot of time/leeway.

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Just saw the news at lunch and they were playing the footage of the girl flashing her butt-crack as she ran away over and over again, with some headline about her not wearing underwear. I don’t know how long they’d spent on the story about the guy being pulled over for DD, but they sure did devote a good five minutes plus to this poor girls’ butt-crack!

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I hope her dad recognised her and gave her hell – not for going out scantily clad and flashing her pretty parts for all to see (for which she deserves to be highly commended), but for consorting with a lowlife like Jackie Wu.

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Okay, ignorant foreigner time:

What does Jackie Wu look like? He’s not the guy with the permed mullet is he?

Don’t blame me, I’ve spent a total of 2 hours in front of a TV in the last three months.

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[quote=“ImaniOU”]Okay, ignorant foreigner time:

What does Jackie Wu look like? He’s not the guy with the permed mullet is he?

Don’t blame me, I’ve spent a total of 2 hours in front of a TV in the last three months.[/quote]No idea what he looks like, but he’s the guy who had a nazi themed restaurant.

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I found this in about two seconds using the Taiwan Yahoo/kimo website: tw.yahoo.com/

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I did an image google and got a few shots, but I wasn’t sure if that was him. Thanks Spack…now that brings up my next question…who is the TV show host with the permed mullet? He’s very creepy looking and his show is tacky even keeping in mind what Taiwanese shows are like.

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Can we assume that they were having sex in the back of the car?
This pisses me off for the simple fact that if you refuse to take a Breathalyzer test, you automatically fail and are subject to the full fines and suspensions that would be applied had you actually taken the test and failed.
They never let me go to drink water…

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A few memorable Jacky Wu tidbits from over the years.

Sophie Marceau made the mistake of appearing on his show when she was in town to promote the Bond flick she was in. Jacky kept speaking to her in that “fake bad English” bit (“You is baylee sexy. You want go hotel with-u me?”) - guess he couldn’t do a bad fake French. She was livid, and nearly stormed off the set.

For the longest time Jacky’s mistress was a girl named Candy. She was a regular in the TU crowd, had a good number of on-again-off-again foreign boyfriends on the side (Jacky didn’t care, after all he’s married). I knew two guys that went out with her - she eventually hit both of them up for a monthly “allowance.”

When Jeff-u wrote some or other book, Jacky was incensed. He brought the book on his show, threw it on the floor, and stomped on it.

Jacky has also done a bunch of television ads for condoms. He must be considered an expert…

Wasn’t he a partner in that restaurant “Jail” in Taichung, or am I thinking of someone else?

Good ole Zhu Geliang! For better or for worse, he split a few years ago - either went into hiding or left Taiwan altogether. Apparently, he was into loansharks for some pretty heavy gambling debts. Zhu’s daughter was actually a halfway decent entertainer-type. She did an impression of Faye Wong singing one time that had me busting my guts laughing.

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Probably not. I don’t know 2 out of the 3 personally, but the one that I do know, I don’t think she is the type who would sleep around. So, I doubt it. :s