The Jolly Green Giant Thread

Recreation Fun & Games
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That’s not me in the background, btw. I don’t know who that is.

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He’s quite hot.

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Thanks for starting this thread, Erhu.

Green is my fave color.

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Ho Ho Ho!

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You forgot yourself.

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[quote=“914”]Thanks for starting this thread, Erhu.

Green is my fave color.[/quote]

Your welcome, 914. But green is MY favorite color, and I don’t share with anyone. Choose another.

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Well they say geniuses pick green. But you didn’t pick it…

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I let you have Vince Vaughn already. What more do you want???

Sorry, lady.

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I agree, but I think he’s a girl, Buttercup. Have another look:

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Oh dear. But she needs some style tips, then… Flat boots with a minidress? And the hair? And could tash or someone PLEASE tell her about the chicken fillets?

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I agree, but I think he’s a girl, Buttercup. Have another look:

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Pointing at the Greeny Boy’s Jolly Green Jollys. I was there last July with the Filthy Three.

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There was a great Dairy Queen across the street. Man I loved Butterscotch sundaes and a beer.

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I saw fireflies at dusk in the Dairy Queen parking lot a fell in love with a Minnesota farm girl wearing Daisy Dukes and a summer tan. There was a nearby field with flags and reminded me that my cousin was on his way to Iraq.

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We hit a lighting storm going into to Iowa and we had tornado warnings, the people along the way were telling us we were insane to ride in such weather, I just agreed with them and figured I had gotten that far there was no fucking way I was going to get hit by lightning. I was destined to die another way. I took a last look at the Giant over my shoulder and he smiled knowingly- like the giant ancient Greek statue they had in Rhodes for travelers and seafarers, he was blessing my way through the midwest.

I could almost hear him say,

    "Ho, Ho, Ho you crazy-ass motherfucker Just keep the rubber side down."

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That’s a beautiful story!

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He’s not anatomically correct. That’s not hot.

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Babe the Blue Ox (in Northern Cal.) is – more or less – as this woman in the second link will show you.

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