The K-man's finest hour(s)


#665

They hand out these pencils:


#666

Things still unclear:
How high was the fall? How old was the Guy?
Also:
“Sensing that (…) jumped”


#667

Is this a good deal or a bad deal? nt$60,000, seems more valuable than that.


#668

They are all public domain .
Still it has value .


#669

Quite obviously the National Archives should purchase this.


#670

They tried to contact him, impressed.


#671

I don’t know why, but the moment I read the title I knew who wrote it.


#672

He “wandered into the contraption”…don’t you hate it when that happens? Walking down the road, next minnit, you’re inside a claw machine. :sunglasses:


#673

Hard nosed journalism at its finest

with a runny nose, sweat covering his body and a panicked expression on his face

Somewhere, Ed Murrow is lighting up a Chesterfield in tribute

ETA: How they didn’t end up with a headline like “Toddler Plucked from the Jaws of Defeat” I’ll never know…


#674

Oh I am a giddy goat!


#675

It’s pronounced TAY-pas…


#676

Toddler climbs in claw machine.
Global call for rescuers issued as all efforts fail to pick him up again.


#677

Elon Musk Develops Rubber NT$10 Coin to Assist Rescue


#678

Got there before I did. Like for you.


#679

The parents probably trained the little tyke to climb inside the machines and rob them, but somehow the heist went wrong.


#680

Luckily, it only took $80 NT to get him out.


#681

Now George is joining in?!

This is news?! Unless they identified the next Babe Ruth with such a homerun, well, what kind of incomplete reporting is that?!


#682

Slow news day?


#683

Not really, there is plenty of stuff. I left some really good things out, I was checking if they picked some up. Nope.


#684

Never mind the shit writing, the title says softball but the story says baseball.
Make up your so-called friggin mind, George.

(in the picture it looks like a baseball, but the picture’s probably faked any friggin ways)