They hand out these pencils:
Things still unclear:
How high was the fall? How old was the Guy?
Also:
“Sensing that (…) jumped”
Is this a good deal or a bad deal? nt$60,000, seems more valuable than that.
They are all public domain .
Still it has value .
Quite obviously the National Archives should purchase this.
They tried to contact him, impressed.
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I don’t know why, but the moment I read the title I knew who wrote it.
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He “wandered into the contraption”…don’t you hate it when that happens? Walking down the road, next minnit, you’re inside a claw machine. 
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Hard nosed journalism at its finest
with a runny nose, sweat covering his body and a panicked expression on his face
Somewhere, Ed Murrow is lighting up a Chesterfield in tribute
ETA: How they didn’t end up with a headline like “Toddler Plucked from the Jaws of Defeat” I’ll never know…
Oh I am a giddy goat!
It’s pronounced TAY-pas…
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Toddler climbs in claw machine.
Global call for rescuers issued as all efforts fail to pick him up again.
Elon Musk Develops Rubber NT$10 Coin to Assist Rescue
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Got there before I did. Like for you.
The parents probably trained the little tyke to climb inside the machines and rob them, but somehow the heist went wrong.
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Luckily, it only took $80 NT to get him out.
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Now George is joining in?!
This is news?! Unless they identified the next Babe Ruth with such a homerun, well, what kind of incomplete reporting is that?!
Slow news day?
Not really, there is plenty of stuff. I left some really good things out, I was checking if they picked some up. Nope.
Never mind the shit writing, the title says softball but the story says baseball.
Make up your so-called friggin mind, George.
(in the picture it looks like a baseball, but the picture’s probably faked any friggin ways)
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