The K-man's finest hour(s)


#745

Is K actually Q ? Or viceversa ?

Scary times…


#746

I think somebody got a basket full of hugs in the last little while.


#747

I was about to post this “news piece” in Chiense and ask for estimates of how long it would take for the K-man to write something about it…He beat me to it:

Unles they are fully naked and they look like Hugh Jackman, it ain’t news.

And he skipped the best part: the netizens comments. Best one: they do the same in Europe.


#748

Helluva story. I hear K-person is on the HSR and heading down as we speak to try and get some follow-up coverage.

That maximum fine again: NT$300.


#749

He could have easily incorporated the " tipped off" words in that piece. Come on K-Man


#750

Nah, he’s gone “rogue”.


#751

To be fair he probably has not got much licence on the content. Taiwanese people would enjoy trivia too much


#752

Mondays are good. When it comes to content, news are aplenty.

By Friday you are scrapping off the bottom.


#753

Ooer Missus :kissing_closed_eyes: All That Curry Appropriation…or scrapping is "fighting’ , I just can not imagine


#754

I know they are almost certainly not Taiwanese, but is journalism here ever going to move away from the white must equal foreign meme? I’ve just got back from the UK and there are loads of people who don’t have white skin who are British. Also, a 300NTD fine really isn’t stiff.

Weird story, though. Who would want to lie skin to asphalt in this heat?


#755

Well, now then, an absolute masterpiece here by “staff writer”.

"Police, who usually catch thieves, robbers and other criminals when they are on duty, could only tell him, ‘Police have never caught mice, so they are scared to see mice too,’” :turkey::turkey::turkey:


#756

TBH, that hot piece of news was in CNA before…


#757

…but did it have that killer quote?


#758

Yep

警方平常執行勤務,都是抓小偷、抓搶匪,只能幽默地回應對方,「警察也沒抓過老鼠,看到老鼠也會害怕」,無法提供這項服務


#759

orz


#760

Well played Mr K-man, well played indeed. :man_dancing::man_dancing::man_dancing:


#761

You don’t say!


#762

That’s actually pretty outstanding. I’m counting four separate errors in five words. Affect should be effect, right?


#763

It could be poetry.


#764

He used up all his chakra to channel those puns. He had no energy left for grammar, spelling etc etc. Give him some slack!