The K-man's finest hour(s)


#919

The “laowai” part is much more prominent than the Beijing part.


#920

who got an F?


#921

This, along with everything else, makes it seem like he’s portraying an over-exaggeration of a role, to emphasize the idiosyncrasy and absurdness.


#922

yeah, it looks like his actual dream was to be a cast member of that really horrible tw talkshow with foreigners, goes something like who,wto,wtf, anyways you know it when you’ve seen it. but producer said, no way, you look 0.02% too chinese, you’re not allowed on this show.


#923

I’ve got this mental image of a Chinese guy who dresses up as a Morris dancer because he feels really English.


#924

Damn, now I’ve got a reverse image of a Chinese guy in a Chelsea shirt eating pies and necking Stella at an alarming rate. :thinking:


#925

One victim has therefore filed a civil suit with Aron a few days ago, reported China Times.

(Walks over to the whiteboard to the K-Man PROS column and crosses out KNOWS PRESENT PERFECT TENSE)


#926

To be fair the present perfect tense has always been a tough tense to master…


#927

He’d need to be practicing a traditional English martial art such as head-butting.


#928

Great work, give foreigners a bad name.


#929

Not after about 3rd Grade it isn’t.

Sorry, I forget you aren’t a native speaker.


#930

I have mastered it in third grade.


#931

Almost, but not quite.


#932

I’ve seen a grown man naked.


#933

Impressive usage.


#934

I’ve seen a naked man grow.


#935

That is being very low.


#936

I think you mean it “has been very low when (you) said it earlier today”


#937

I’ve had to remove a number of posts from this thread of personal photos and videos, social media pages, personal profiles, and the like. This thread isn’t intended as a venue for such material–please don’t post it. If we can’t exercise some collective responsibility here I’ll have to consider what other measures are appropriate.


#938

18 posts were split to a new topic: Cool yellow highlight