The K-man's finest hour(s)


#1186

It’s this sort of behaviour that discourages swallowing.

I hope they throw the book at him.


#1187

“Hsu said that when he felt under a lot of pressure, he would release it by tossing semen on unsuspecting women as they walked by”

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#1188

Now I know the real meaning of the term “tosser”.


#1189

Semen allergies are more common than you might think.


#1190

Never heard of them! It seems unlikely biologically. Well, another good reason not to get semen on you I guess.


#1191

I thought that was just a euphemism for “frigid.” :sunglasses:


#1192

lol, yeah. “Sorry, I have a semen allergy.”


#1193

It could make having children “problematic.”


#1194

Could a man have a semen allergy?


#1195

Is there any substantial difference between different men’s semen?


#1196

No idea. I remember a pop star who claimed to be allergic to her own saliva. I couldn’t work that one out.

EDIT: It was Lisa Stanfield


#1197

Is his nickname squid?

Male squid give females sperm packets called spermatophores, which they stick onto the female using either a tentacle, “technically called a hectocotylus,” or “a terminal organ, which is like a giant penis,”


#1198


#1199

I remember there was a Japanese movie that explained this (the tentacles) in very great detail. A fine piece of cinematography.


#1200

Famously romantic, squid. A little moonlight, some schmooze, a little wine, and a warm hectocotylus go a long way in the romance dept.


#1201

It is in fact a medical condition. Rare but existing. I had a classmate who was allergic to many thing, including semen. Took her and her bubby a bit of high tech to make kids.

Remember there are people who get allergic to water. Certain parasites can make you allergic to meat or fish.


#1202

Yep. If the guy smokes…sorry, no BJ. Nicotine affects body fluids.


#1203

The turkey baster?:joy:


#1204

No, obviously. Duh!

In vitro. Very expensive.


#1205

This is how the Ministry of Health should be pushing their anti-smoking message.