The K-man's finest hour(s)


A slot in the monkey typing pool?


Those are taken. An outstanding Foreigner visa or whatever it is


They have some special plum card for foreigners, but what about a special maple leaf path to citizenship? Here would be my recommendations to the MOI:

  1. Proof of 20 years of teaching English
  2. No drug arrests
  3. A video dancing in class
  4. Canadian passport

= Citizenship without renouncing


is that like the special olympics ?_?


I’ll victim blame! Fucking bully clerk deserved it!


Very similar: both are/would be about positive empowerment!


Aren’t these two mutually exclusive? :grin:


Never say never.


If I were doing a 20 year sentence teaching English, I’d be shooting up the hard stuff.




Not that hard. I may be reckless, but I’m not crazy.


“Lei chased Yeh nearly 200 meters, before collapsing on the bench of a rival 7-Eleven convenience store.” Only the K would have the nous to nuance this line so perfectly. :notworthy::notworthy::notworthy:



A very Taiwanese story…


The subtitle adds so much context


And no concern whatsoever for the child in the Volvo .


She took their kid on a trip to run over her cheating husband’s car?



Volvo for the WIN!!!


I would have used “straddling.”


Well done. “Wife straddles mistress in wanton display, disregarding safety and social norms”