The K-man's finest hour(s)


#1306

A slot in the monkey typing pool?


#1307

Those are taken. An outstanding Foreigner visa or whatever it is


#1308

They have some special plum card for foreigners, but what about a special maple leaf path to citizenship? Here would be my recommendations to the MOI:

  1. Proof of 20 years of teaching English
  2. No drug arrests
  3. A video dancing in class
  4. Canadian passport

= Citizenship without renouncing


#1309

is that like the special olympics ?_?


#1310

I’ll victim blame! Fucking bully clerk deserved it!


#1311

Very similar: both are/would be about positive empowerment!


#1312

Aren’t these two mutually exclusive? :grin:


#1313

Never say never.


#1314

If I were doing a 20 year sentence teaching English, I’d be shooting up the hard stuff.


#1315

Whisbih?


#1316

Not that hard. I may be reckless, but I’m not crazy.


#1317

“Lei chased Yeh nearly 200 meters, before collapsing on the bench of a rival 7-Eleven convenience store.” Only the K would have the nous to nuance this line so perfectly. :notworthy::notworthy::notworthy:


#1318


#1319

A very Taiwanese story…


#1320

The subtitle adds so much context


#1321

And no concern whatsoever for the child in the Volvo .


#1322

She took their kid on a trip to run over her cheating husband’s car?

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#1323

Volvo for the WIN!!!


#1324

I would have used “straddling.”


#1325

Well done. “Wife straddles mistress in wanton display, disregarding safety and social norms”