The Life Cycle

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I think the life cycle is all backwards.

You should start out dead and get it out of the way.

Then, you wake up in an old age home feeling better every day.

You get kicked out for being too healthy; go collect your pension, then when
you start work, you get a gold watch on your first day.

You work 40 years until you’re young enough to enjoy your retirement.

You drink alcohol, you party, you’re generally promiscuous and you get ready
for High School.

You go to primary school, you become a kid , you play, you have no
responsibilities, you become a baby, and then…

You spend your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury, in spa-like
conditions; central heating, room service on tap, larger quarters every day,
and then, you finish off as an orgasm.

I rest my case.
:laughing:

2

Sounds good! :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

3

What if mom smokes crack?

4

Like that Star Trek episode “Innocence” where they find a planet of children being allowed to die, but they’re actually old…

5

that’s a better option than “what if mom’s crack smoke?”

:astonished:

6

you forgot that living backwards means that you become less experienced and thus “stupider” by the minute.

and you start shrinking towards the end… and you have to squeeze yourself back into your mom… arghhh…

7

[quote=“hannes”]you forgot that living backwards means that you become less experienced and thus “stupider” by the minute.
[/quote]

That happens to most people anyway.

8

[quote=“hannes”]

and you start shrinking towards the end… and you have to squeeze yourself back into your mom… arghhh…[/quote]

what buttercup said,and it,better to shrink healthy than 1/2 spastic.

now if the process is the same for everyone,it would mean you’d have to squeeze back into a young and hot mum (for some),not as bad as you first thought :howyoudoin: :howyoudoin: :smiling_imp:

9

There’s a comic book (okay, okay–“graphic novel”) along these lines called “The Man Who Grew Young,” written by Daniel Quinn.

10

[quote=“hannes”]you forgot that living backwards means that you become less experienced and thus “stupider” by the minute.

and you start shrinking towards the end… and you have to squeeze yourself back into your mom… arghhh…[/quote]

Nature would come up with something … mams with a zipper?