The Moby-ass looking whiteys thread

What the hell is the deal on this anyways??

These guys are taking over the world, man.

Right here on this very Infernetsk digital forum here, we’ve got both Brother super_lucky AND Brother jimipresley beating this look like a rented ginger, so much so that their respective AA sponsors can barely tell them apart.

The one and only Spider Jerusalem, of course

The nasty lighting tech named Saint Vitus that Chevette meets at that club on The Bridge in Gibson’s All Tomorrow’s Parties

[quote]…she could see, quite plainly, the faces of Tessa and some bald-headed boy with mean-looking slitty black glasses
“Who the fuck are you?” said the baldie, turning. He was wearing a sleeveless tube shirt and his upper arms were no thicker than Chevette’s wrists, his bare shoulders looking fragile as the bones of a bird.
“This is Saint Vitus,” Tessa said, as if absently bidding to forestall hostilities, attention elsewhere.[/quote]

Oh yeah, then there’s this sumbitch:

Seriously, what’s up with this?
These cueball bastards are frigging everywhere!

To be fair, there’re not a huge amount of places you can go with those raw materials, y’know.

‘What should I do with my NO HAIR today?’

I am fairly certain that nobody ever woke up and said I wish I had no hair.

Perhaps your problem is that they are no longer relegated to loser status and you can’t handle the additional competition.

:roflmao:

Please compensate with beards. Beards are sexy.

I’m guilty of this :frowning:

All this is explained in the philosophy of Ken Wilber.

“Whiteys”, you say?

[quote=“jimipresley”]“Whiteys”, you say?

[/quote]

Yeah, this is The Moby-ass looking whiteys thread.

That young man is black,
Sorry, “bleck”.

Savvy, China?

Let’s think about this scientifically (and without getting distracted by goatees, handlebar moustaches, etc.):

Evil cueballs:
Lex Luthor
Dr. Savana
Brainiac (Silver Age version)
Mr. Freeze
Fu Manchu? (versions differ)
Walter White ( Breaking Bad)

Chaotic-neutral cueballs
G.I. Gurdjieff
Ben Kingsley
G. Gordon Liddy
Elmer Fudd
Curly Howard
John Malkovitch
Pim Fortuyn

Heroic cueballs
Prof. Xavier
Capt. Picard
Bruce Willis
Jason Statham
Vin Diesel
Telly Savalas as Kojak
Mr. Clean (detergent mascot)
Charlie Brown
M.K. Gandhi
Homer Simpson
Montel Williams

Good but bitchy cueballs
Lt. Ilia (Star Trek)
Moondragon (Avengers comics)
Britney Spears (sometimes)
Yul Brynner as King Mongkut
Michael Jordan

This is research…RESEARCH !!!

There’s been a few Aussie rockstars predating the Mad Max warboys with this look since the 80’s.

Angry Anderson from The Angels
Peter Garret from Midnight Oil
stretching it a little - AC/DC drummer - Chris Slade

[quote=“Zla’od”]Let’s think about this scientifically (and without getting distracted by goatees, handlebar moustaches, etc.):

Evil cueballs:
Lex Luthor
Dr. Savana
Brainiac (Silver Age version)
Mr. Freeze
Fu Manchu? (versions differ)
Walter White ( Breaking Bad)

Chaotic-neutral cueballs
G.I. Gurdjieff
Ben Kingsley
G. Gordon Liddy
Elmer Fudd
Curly Howard
John Malkovitch
Pim Fortuyn

Heroic cueballs
Prof. Xavier
Capt. Picard
Bruce Willis
Jason Statham
Vin Diesel
Telly Savalas as Kojak
Mr. Clean (detergent mascot)
Charlie Brown
M.K. Gandhi
Homer Simpson
Montel Williams

Good but bitchy cueballs
Lt. Ilia (Star Trek)
Moondragon (Avengers comics)
Britney Spears (sometimes)
Yul Brynner as King Mongkut
Michael Jordan

This is research…RESEARCH !!![/quote]

[quote=“Matchstick_man”]There’s been a few Aussie rockstars predating the Mad Max warboys with this look since the 80’s.

Angry Anderson from The Angels
Peter Garret from Midnight Oil
stretching it a little - AC/DC drummer - Chris Slade[/quote]

OK, admirable elbow grease aside, the phenom under discussion isn’t about just the chromedome, it’s about the skinjob specifically in combination with the Angry Teacher glasses.
As your list notes, the Clean Bean thing by itself has been around since forever.

And you missed Vincent Price as Egghead in Batman.

:slight_smile:

Am I mistaken in thinking that the rule has been relaxed to allow tinted spectacles?

My posting five pics was just to establish his bona fides in the shades department.

http://i693.photobucket.com/albums/vv295/soydelmonton5/spirit.jpg

http://cache4.asset-cache.net/gc/74031756-members-of-the-rock-band-spirit-pose-for-a-gettyimages.jpg?v=1&c=IWSAsset&k=2&d=GkZZ8bf5zL1ZiijUmxa7QQ6A%2Bcs4xsFQC/7TSUdS4oMLo/PeD9gxfnc/vQewAQkOfBnUuLuow5QbC/0i2FV8EQ%3D%3D

http://images.bwbx.io/cms/2014-05-15/feat_zeppelin21__06c__630.jpg

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-5EWgrA4qyrk/UaXkQIE7neI/AAAAAAAAZc4/sl82Fqo4QMw/s640/ED+CASSIDY+MEMORIAL.jpg

http://pastdaily.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/ed-cassidy-1968-resized.jpg

[quote=“Charlie Jack”]Am I mistaken in thinking that the rule has been relaxed to allow tinted spectacles?

My posting five pics was just to establish his bona fides in the shades department.

http://i693.photobucket.com/albums/vv295/soydelmonton5/spirit.jpg

http://cache4.asset-cache.net/gc/74031756-members-of-the-rock-band-spirit-pose-for-a-gettyimages.jpg?v=1&c=IWSAsset&k=2&d=GkZZ8bf5zL1ZiijUmxa7QQ6A%2Bcs4xsFQC/7TSUdS4oMLo/PeD9gxfnc/vQewAQkOfBnUuLuow5QbC/0i2FV8EQ%3D%3D

http://images.bwbx.io/cms/2014-05-15/feat_zeppelin21__06c__630.jpg

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-5EWgrA4qyrk/UaXkQIE7neI/AAAAAAAAZc4/sl82Fqo4QMw/s640/ED+CASSIDY+MEMORIAL.jpg

http://pastdaily.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/ed-cassidy-1968-resized.jpg[/quote]

See, now, even I can’t tell if that’s brother super_lucky or brother jimipresley. :idunno:

So they’re really into that look now? I thought you were kidding.

Some people seem to do all right with that kind of look, but my head’s not shaped right for it.