The new Cuba, will Marco be El Presidente and closer relations to Taiwan

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Seems gov of Cuba will fail soon, will Marco Rubio be the leader, and will Cuba be a Taiwan friend?

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Well I am honoured you think I should run Cuba-

Oh… That Marco.

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Do you even speak Cuban? Sheesh! :roll_eyes:

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No. I don’t speak Cubammunism.

I plan to introduce Cubapitalism instead as the new national language as part of my platform.

And Italian.

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Rubio is pretty much the only sane and competent person in Trump’s administration, so that actually wouldn’t be terrible. Well… maybe a little. He seems like a prude so he’d probably crack down on their awesome cigars and rum.

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You think Cuba could use a good Italian economic model?

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Of course. We don’t want to ruin la vita dolce vibes now.

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Why aren’t you in Milano or Cortina as Forumosa sports correspondent?

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Too busy taking a flight to assume my rightful role as il Presidente Di Cuba

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