Today I was buying gum at Watson’s and this man with a North American accent smiled at me and said “You are about as sexy as a bag of worms.” I stared at him blankly and he said “Well?” So I walked off.
I think he wins.
Yeah? Well, I though it said “The odourest foreigner you’ve met here” so I didn’t write “Irishstu” because he’s the odourest person I’ve ever met ANYWHERE.
hahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!
Greetings from the Souvlaki capital of Oz…
I can rattle off a bunch of stories about ‘unique’ individuals I met whilst serving my term as the publican with the mullet… Probably the ones that made me feel a little uneasy were a latent hippy US couple who , ahem, asked me to accompany me back to their hotel so hubby could watch me do his wife while he was tied to a chair…I politely declined! Eeeeew!
They were certainly ‘Strange Days’ to quote the Doors.
Had a few interesting times with some well known 'Mosans…
an Absinthe binge with a fellow countryman who is now Taiwanese,
a great chat in the loo about ‘South American politics’ with a well known muso at the Shannon HH,
As family life has become the focus these days, I can only look back at my life in Taiwan as a truly amazing experience and a lot of fab memories and friends. Thank God that we have so many brain cells, as I certainly left a few back in Tai weird!
Sandman, WTF is liquid bowel chutney?? LOL
No no noes! I was saying he won the weirdy award. Not that he won our Watson’s thingy. I won that one by default since I didn’t say anything at all I never got to say anything as asinine as he.
I don’t get people. Even if I was a hunchback, had 2 teeth, and was pock marked how is it anyone’s business to tell a woman they don’t know that she is unattractive?