I didn’t mean age. I mean years as Bond.
A 13 year old Bond would be unlikely. Although, there are some novels about Bond as a boy. Avoiding Blowfeld at Eton, no doubt.
Oy vey.
Anyway, I remember a James Bond Jr cartoon as a kid. Even when I was 8 or 9, I knew it was ass. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/James_Bond_Jr.
Pretty cool:
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Best fucken Oscars ever.
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The one night I should’ve watched the Oscars. Totally Team Will on this one.
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Longer version with no Japanese narration and the bad Rock jokes that triggered it.
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That had to be staged… 
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What a mess 
Really? The joke was tasteless but this made Smith look unhinged af, which he kind of is.
He could be facing a big lawsuit for assault. It probably felt good in the moment, but I get the feeling he’s going to regret it.
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A good night for Will. Defends his wife’s honor and wins the ultimate award. 
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Rock is declining to even file a report.
He’s happy about this. Lots of source material.
Wow there’s a lot of toxic masculinity here. Defending his wife’s honor? Really?
I feel sorry for your partner. Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do, consequences be damned
Maybe she didn’t need him to fight her battles? Besides, he only did it because of all the cuckold rumours about their marriage.
Anyway the best part about the whole mess is Nicole Kidman’s reaction lmao.
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Nicole is such a great actress.
Now do 
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I’m sure she doesn’t, but real men stick up for their families and friends.
Taiwan subtitled translated version if you want to share to your local friends
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Resorting to violence in that situation shows a lack of maturity and self-control. He could have easily stuck up for her verbally.
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Rock (lightly) made fun of her hair. BFD.
Was she sticking up for the family when she was banging other guys?
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