Sure. His staff must loathe him. “The fuck is it we have to call him today?”
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I’m sure he tries
fat floats better than non-fat
Non fat can walk.
Pretty soon we’ll only be allowed to eat straight white men.
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But but but…you are what you eat! 
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Too high in whiteness.
You know what would really hit the spot? Some white meat from a white male on white bread with white sauce. 
And seasoned with white pepper.
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Pairs well with… white wine
Dry January… 
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Do white males have any dark meat?
Doesn’t this only apply to birds?
Yeah I think you’ll need to settle for red meat from a white male.
Hey veal is kind of white, what does that tell you?
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Calves are racist! 
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That’s one word.
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Now that’s some major league grift!
Damn AP. What did the French ever do to you?
Great comments
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