The peak woke thread (Part 1)

Ageism can work both ways

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I’ve been here a long time, but I ain’t Asian yet…

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Anything less would be a brutal rejection of my identity.

Transracialism isn’t on the approved list there Mr. Dolezol

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Lime-Americans deserve the same rights as everybody else!

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Presumption of one’s preferred citrus? Ouch.

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That guy has a set of avocados for sure.

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The obvious solution is to introduce quotas. However, this would need to apply to winners too, for true equity of outcome. Such as half the winners must be female, at least one must be gender non binary (that would please Sam Smith) etc.

In fact, the word “best” should be removed as it suggests one person is superior to others. I suggest “Most Equitable Artist”. It’s also so out of date that these people are being judged solely on their music. They should be considered on far more important factors such as their identity and how much they talk about social justice.

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Most middling?
Most mediocre?

Most colored? Least white?
Non-binary-est?

Loudest new virtue signaller?
Hottest wind bag?

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Does he know that no one outside his chosen industry gives a shit?

I gave enough of a shit to post the link, but fair point

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In fairness, I did see a similar article yesterday and barely recognized the guy, kinda remembered him as a singer and then fell asleep and dreamt of rocks growing stubby feet and scurrying off into the surf.

People buy the music and watch the award shows, presumably. Not me, but people

Every award show is an MTV Viewer’s Choice awards to me, so no care. Not a one.

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Are you talking about Sam Smith?

Does he surf?

The fat guy in your post, yes. The rock turtles were my own invention.

THEY is not a “guy”. FFS! They is a fat person of gender.