Sure. His staff must loathe him. “The fuck is it we have to call him today?”
I’m sure he tries
fat floats better than non-fat
Non fat can walk.
Pretty soon we’ll only be allowed to eat straight white men.
But but but…you are what you eat!
Too high in whiteness.
You know what would really hit the spot? Some white meat from a white male on white bread with white sauce.
And seasoned with white pepper.
Pairs well with… white wine
Do white males have any dark meat?
Doesn’t this only apply to birds?
Yeah I think you’ll need to settle for red meat from a white male.
Hey veal is kind of white, what does that tell you?
Calves are racist!
That’s one word.
Now that’s some major league grift!
Damn AP. What did the French ever do to you?