The peak woke thread

Sure. His staff must loathe him. “The fuck is it we have to call him today?”

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I’m sure he tries

fat floats better than non-fat

Non fat can walk.

Peak woke: starving to death… :sweat_smile:

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Pretty soon we’ll only be allowed to eat straight white men.

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But but but…you are what you eat! :open_mouth:

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Too high in whiteness.

You know what would really hit the spot? Some white meat from a white male on white bread with white sauce. :drooling_face:

And seasoned with white pepper.

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Pairs well with… white wine

Dry January… :face_with_raised_eyebrow:

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Do white males have any dark meat?

Doesn’t this only apply to birds?

Yeah I think you’ll need to settle for red meat from a white male.

Hey veal is kind of white, what does that tell you?

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Calves are racist! :sweat_smile:

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That’s one word.

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Now that’s some major league grift!

Damn AP. What did the French ever do to you?

Great comments

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