# The Purple Dino

During a recent trip home, my 2-year-old fell in love with Barney. Anyone seen VCDs or DVDs of Barney here? Where could I find some? Thanks!!

Try Barney Online. I don’t know why he is so hard to find here.

Are here any Barney Buxibans in Taiwan?

That would be super-DEE-duper!

Barney is Satan

MATHEMATICAL PROOF (as in Geometry) REQUIRED TO PROVE THAT “BARNEY IS SATAN”

Given: Barney is a cute purple dinosaur
Prove: Barney is Satan

Step 1: The Romans had no letter “U” so they used "V’’ instead for printing.

Therefore, the Roman representation for Barney would be CVTE PVRPLE DINOSAVR

Step 2: Taking CVTE PVRPLE DINOSAVR, and extracting the Roman neumerals, we have:

C V V L D I V

Step 3: The decimal equivalent of these Roman neumerals would be:

100 5 5 50 500 1 5

Step 4: Adding these numbers together would produce:

666

Step 5: 666 is the number of the beast

Therefore: Barney is Satan Q.E.D.

Oh my god…you mean my kid loves satan? I should have paid more attention when she was watching. BTW, whoever figured out the thing that Tainan Cowboy wrote has way, way, way too much time on his hands!!
And thanks for the idea…maybe I’ll open a barney school!!