The Really Chaps My Ass Thread

Joni Mitchell.
Fuck I hate her.

The Vitalin TV commercial.

SPEND SOME CASH AND SHOOT A NEW COMMERCIAL!!!

HK Cantonese.

HG

At the close of another fruitful day, I would just like to express my deep love and gratitude to all of you who touch my life. I’m ‘walking on sunshine’!!!

Jim Carrey’s serious acting.

Dags.

Bad beer hangovers.

Bob Dylan.

Drinking a lot but not getting drunk.

Bob? BOB? How can this be?

LaoBans!

Aaah. No way!

Almas John, we get it, you like beer.

[quote=“Muzha Man”]Bob Dylan.[/quote]Repent yourself.

Following the musical motif, ‘Country Feedback’ by REM. It makes me want to punch a nun.

People who hate Joni Mitchell.

Those rippled umbrella handles, when used for self-sodomy. Oh wait! You’re speaking figuratively…!

People who say “an historic…” instead of “a historic.”

People who spell a lot “alot.”

Bitch lady across the street, her dirty old goat of a ‘xian sheng’, her nasty loud shaved-butt-walking-backwards of a drop-kick yap dog, and her nightly gaggle of low-life cretin friends. :fume:

40 grit sandpaper

People who hate people who hate Joni Mitchell.