26 reasons why men have 2 dogs and not 2 wives:
1 The later you are, the more excited your dogs are to see
you.
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Dogs will forgive you for playing with other dogs.
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If a dog is gorgeous, other dogs don’t hate it.
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Dogs don’t notice if you call them by another dog’s
name. -
Dogs like it if you leave a lot of things on the floor.
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A dog’s parents never visit.
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Dogs do not hate their bodies.
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Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your
point across. -
Dogs like to do their snooping outside rather than in
your wallet or desk. -
Dogs seldom outlive you.
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Dogs can’t talk.
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You never have to wait for a dog; they’re ready to go
24 hours a day. -
Dogs find you amusing when you’re drunk.
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Dogs like to go hunting and fishing.
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Another man will seldom steal your dog.
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A dog will not wake you up at night to ask, “If I died,
would you get another dog?” -
If a dog has babies, you can put an ad in the paper and
give them away. -
A dog will let you put a studded collar on it without
calling you a pervert. -
A dog won’t hold out on you to get a new car.
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If a dog smells another dog on you, they don’t get mad.
They just think it’s interesting. -
On a car trip, your dog never insists on running the
heater. -
Dogs don’t let magazine articles guide their lives.
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When your dog gets old, you can have it put to sleep.
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Dogs like to ride in the back of a pick-up truck.
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Dogs are not allowed in Bloomingdale’s or Neiman-Marcus.
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If a dog leaves, it won’t take half of your stuff.
