The Retarded News - a facepalm


#61

You mock with a certain panache. I admire that.


#62

Because they’re doing such a great job:


#63

I would admire you too, if only you would use your powers for good instead of evil. :idunno:


#64

Every villain is the hero of his own story. But… never judge good or evil until the results are in.


#65

Emily Litella has the scoop…

Malfunction. Yeah. That’s the ticket.


#66

Journalists are whores, but we all knew that. What happens next is retarded…


#67

Some people do very well making it up as they go along. Some people don’t.


#68

Like Dan Rather in an elevator.


#69

I can only conclude that Friedman is a closet Trump supporter. The media has been working together to hurt Trump ever since he announced his run for office, and it only seems to be making him stronger.


#70

It’s not just some numbskull in Albany. And they really mean it:

In unrelated news, more than 300 newspapers have recently proven the collusion part of Trump’s complaints against the media.

Erich Fromm’s two freedoms comes to mind.


#71


But I bet she knew were her smartphone was…