I love the onion. It’s writers are frickin’ hillarios. I just read this article which made me nearly pee my pants. [quote]Passengers Bravely Take Down Plane Showing Big Momma’s House 2 [/quote] Share your favorite “Onion” articles theonion.com/content/node/48747

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[image] Police Officer Claims He Feared For His Life After Shooting Family's Roomba... WICHITA, KS—While responding to a distress call last week, local police officer Mike C. Nimitz entered a resident's home and shot the family's Roomba to death.Now the officer claims he feared for his lif…

[image] Demonic Spirit Claws Way Out Of Hell To Flicker Lights, Throw Some Silverware... DANBURY, CT—Transported with dark joy to be finally engaging in a long-anticipated series of evil and chaotic deeds after fighting his way into the land of the living, the demonic spirit Amaymon, Pri…

The Satirical News Thread

tempogain October 31, 2019, 5:39pm 41

Marco November 3, 2019, 5:18am 42

You ruthless dogs! How dare you cyber bully a poor defenceless Communist Party leader of China. Never mind the fact that I have posted the most memes about him.

tempogain November 21, 2019, 12:49pm 43

tempogain December 7, 2019, 4:02am 44

tempogain December 13, 2019, 10:01am 45

tempogain January 5, 2020, 1:29pm 46

tempogain February 12, 2020, 12:08pm 47

anon38216271 February 13, 2020, 1:37am 48

Andrew0409 February 19, 2020, 1:27am 49

tempogain March 8, 2020, 11:10am 50

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tempogain April 16, 2020, 11:12am 52

tempogain April 23, 2020, 5:51am 53

tempogain May 3, 2020, 1:28pm 54

tango42 May 11, 2020, 10:52am 55

HAHAHA

What are baseball games like without audiences?

:baseball: Baseball | Taiwan Pro-league

tempogain May 21, 2020, 2:39pm 56

tempogain May 22, 2020, 1:36pm 57

tempogain June 30, 2020, 7:23am 58

tempogain August 27, 2020, 5:26am 59

Andrew0409 August 28, 2020, 4:52pm 60

Is it satire if it’s actually true…