The Satirical News Thread

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Following the steps of The Onion, The Babylon Bee is making some cool videos too!

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Reminds me of:

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On Petition For A Writ Of Certiorari To The United States Court Of Appeals For The Sixth Circuit: BRIEF OF THE ONION AS AMICUS CURIAE IN SUPPORT OF PETITIONER (PDF)

INTEREST OF THE AMICUS CURIAE
The Onion is the world’s leading news publication, offering highly acclaimed, universally revered coverage of breaking national, international, and local news events. Rising from its humble beginnings as a print newspaper in 1756, The Onion now enjoys a daily readership of 4.3 trillion and has grown into the single most powerful and influential organization in human history.

Apparently this was actually submitted lol.

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The end of the article really caught me off guard!
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Whew, off my shoulders and onto Greta’s

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I mean, wtf? :joy:

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I don’t think it’s fair to blame just one person. Plus when she was a baby it’s not really her fault she didn’t do more.

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Her tears could have been used to grown crops in the Sudan.

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