Well, sometimes in India there’s no choice in the matter (especially if you drink chai in Varanassi only to find out later that the chai-wallah rinses the glasses in the Ganga).
Leading Lung Specialist Endorses Picking Your Nose and Consuming What You Find
Suspend what parents have been teaching kids for eons, and suspend the “wow is that gross” factor:
Picking your nose and eating it is one of the best ways to stay healthy, says a top Austrian doctor.
Austrian lung specialist Dr. Friedrich Bischinger says that those who pick their noses with their fingers are generally healthier, happier and more in tune with their bodies.
He encourages people to adopt a positive attitude to nose-picking, and to encourage children to perform the habit, not suppress it.
A Healthy Habit that Even the Queen Engages In?
“With the finger you can get to places you just can’t reach with a handkerchief, keeping your nose far cleaner,” says Dr. Bishinger. "And eating the dry remains of what you pull out is a great way of strengthening the body’s immune system.
"Medically it makes great sense and is a perfectly natural thing to do. In terms of the immune system the nose is a filter in which a great deal of bacteria are collected, and when this mixture arrives in the intestines it works just like a medicine.
http://www.sixwise.com/newsletters/05/07/20/leading_lung_specialist_endorses_picking_your_nose_and_consuming_what_you_find.htm
Could we get a pic of that?!
Sometimes I wonder if people who let dogs do that aren’t licking the dog elsewhere while not out in public.
I can safetly report that for jelly-fish stings a hot stream of good old p*ss CURES ALL! and fast. Please don’t ask for details, we’re very good friends now 
YEAH, i totally wanted to know about that!!! saves me the effort of searching for jellies and then attempting to pee on it…
The way this is going totally confirms what i suspected, I’m totally normal in the not caring and my frieinds are uptight. ha!
Such a fob!!! I agree… nothing ruder than someone dropping a load, a big stinkyone while you are trapped in the shower…
My boiler’s been playing up; I have to pee in the shower just to get some warm water. :s
Ok, so I did it once…I really had to go, and the drain looked so convenient…after all who would know? Right? [color=darkred]WRONG![/color]
We have this strange plumbing phenomenom thingy in our only bathroom. Our tub is like any ol other tub except the drain goes nowhere…thats right, I said nowhere! Someone cut a hole in the base of the side of the tub beneath the floor of the tub so that the water drains through the drain hole into a small U sahpe pipe, out the side of the tub, onto the bathroom floor…meanders about a foot under a black rubber floor mat, and then down a hole in the floor…presumably the “real” drain. :loco:
This means my pee ended up on the bathroom floor before it went down the drain. I didnt realize the error of my ways until i heard one of my roommates complaining about a strange smell coming from the rubber mat. 
oops.
so shower pee-ers beware!
[quote=“smell the glove”]What about masturbating in the shower? I mean that’s okay, right? It all goes down the drain for guys and girls alike, right? At least most of the time?
“Look at me, jerking off in the shower. This will be the high point of my day - it’s all downhill from here.”
–Lester Burnham[/quote]
When I was a student living together with male and female flatmates, the jerking-in-the-shower did cause some irritation a couple of times.
You see, sperm sticks pretty well to hair, so if someone washes his (or her) hair in the shower and doesn’t clean up the hair that’s clogging up the drain, and then the wanker steps into the shower, does his business and leaves without cleaning too, the result can be pretty nasty.
Pissing on your feet prevents athlete’s foot. That’s what I learned from an interview with Madonna on the David Letterman show, at least. I guess the nitrogen waste kills off the fungi or something.
You know Madonna is one of those health-nut bohemian pilates moms, so she’s into stuff like that.
She pees in the shower - and no athlete’s foot.
What kind of jellyfish? From what I’m reading it can make things worse if it’s a box jellyfish.
George got banned from the gym for peeing in the shower.
How about if you rent a small London hotel room and the toilet is 2 floors down and you have the wash basin right there. What do you do at 3am? I rush out and down the stairs with nothing on but my hotel room key in the hope that the pretty blonde girl had the same idea. I’m not sure everybody would go down the stairs though.
[quote=“derek1978”]Ok, so I did it once…I really had to go, and the drain looked so convenient…after all who would know? Right? [color=darkred]WRONG![/color]
We have this strange plumbing phenomenom thingy in our only bathroom. Our tub is like any ol other tub except the drain goes nowhere…thats right, I said nowhere! Someone cut a hole in the base of the side of the tub beneath the floor of the tub so that the water drains through the drain hole into a small U sahpe pipe, out the side of the tub, onto the bathroom floor…meanders about a foot under a black rubber floor mat, and then down a hole in the floor…presumably the “real” drain. :loco:
This means my pee ended up on the bathroom floor before it went down the drain. I didnt realize the error of my ways until i heard one of my roommates complaining about a strange smell coming from the rubber mat.
oops.
so shower pee-ers beware![/quote]
ha, but see that’s not really peeing in the shower, that’s like covert floor peeing. Although I had a tub like that here once so I knida know what your talking about, but it was pretty obvious that the tub drained onto the floor I wouldn’t have peed in that tub… but ha ha busted those floor mats suck!
A friends is sitting here and we are debating the whole issue, we have agreed the poo is gross bc it is not liquid (and it smells imediately). Masturbating, go nuts but that hair thing sounds really gross… so maybe not for boys with girl flatmates. Nose picking, whatever each to their own, besdies we all know everone does deny it or not. My friend’s now wants to know How does everyone feel about nose blowing in the shower? I’m still sticking to the liquid rule… anyone else?
I’d like to expand the peeing theme to other environments.
What do y’all think about:
- Man peeing at wall/tree in park or other public places?
- Granny has her grandchild pee on the steps at the back door of a bus?
- Guy pees in (empty) orange juice bottle while driving on a freeway with no service station coming up for at least 20 miles (and he really has to go)?
- People peeing in a swimming pool (the chlorine will take care of it, right?)?
- Man visits friend’s house and forgets to put down the toilet seat after peeing?
Speaking of ‘toilet seat up or down’, why the hell should we be catering to one gender?
Men, if you have to piss, and the seat is down, you can put it up.
Women, if you have to piss, and the seat is up, you can put it down.
No?
[quote=“t.ukyo”]When I was a student living together with male and female flatmates, the jerking-in-the-shower did cause some irritation a couple of times.
You see, sperm sticks pretty well to hair, so if someone washes his (or her) hair in the shower and doesn’t clean up the hair that’s clogging up the drain, and then the wanker steps into the shower, does his business and leaves without cleaning too, the result can be pretty nasty.[/quote]
Wow, I never thought of it that way. Echoes of “There’s Something About Mary.”
Maybe I’ll try jerking off out the bathroom window next time. How bad could that be?
[quote=“smell the glove”][quote=“t.ukyo”]When I was a student living together with male and female flatmates, the jerking-in-the-shower did cause some irritation a couple of times.
You see, sperm sticks pretty well to hair, so if someone washes his (or her) hair in the shower and doesn’t clean up the hair that’s clogging up the drain, and then the wanker steps into the shower, does his business and leaves without cleaning too, the result can be pretty nasty.[/quote]
Wow, I never thought of it that way. Echoes of “There’s Something About Mary.”
Maybe I’ll try jerking off out the bathroom window next time. How bad could that be?[/quote]
that is so officailly the new grossest thing that can fall on you while walking down the street (and I thought aircon rain was nasty!), were do you live so I can avoid that area … 
What’s Miggs’s line from “Silence of the Lambs”?
Oh yeah.
“I bit my wrists so I can die. Look at the blood… Got ya!”
I’ll forgo posting a pic of a rather shocked looking Agent Starling.
[quote=“hannes”]
3. Guy pees in (empty) orange juice bottle while driving on a freeway with no service station coming up for at least 20 miles (and he really has to go)?[/quote]
Oh I have a story about that one. But seeing how too many people know me, I’m gonna save face and not divulge.
[quote=“Namahottie”][quote=“hannes”]
3. Guy pees in (empty) orange juice bottle while driving on a freeway with no service station coming up for at least 20 miles (and he really has to go)?[/quote]
Oh I have a story about that one. But seeing how too many people know me, I’m gonna save face and not divulge.[/quote]
You could sign in under another name and tell the story. Nobody will ever know that it is you… 
[quote=“Namahottie”][quote=“hannes”]
3. Guy pees in (empty) orange juice bottle while driving on a freeway with no service station coming up for at least 20 miles (and he really has to go)?[/quote]
Oh I have a story about that one. But seeing how too many people know me, I’m gonna save face and not divulge.[/quote]
tell tell!!!