The Surrealist Compliment Generator

right here!

madsci.org/cgi-bin/cgiwrap/~lynn/jardin/SCG

And with that, off to Fun and Games you go, you who art so dazzling as a pregnant cow attired in electrical sockets! :laughing:

Flies dance operas to your wisdom! :slight_smile:

You are as orange as a congeleen afro curled around the bony edges of a silver spoon expressing its innermost desires for a lime-based detergent.

You salivate strongly, like a platoon of army engineers trapped in a fit of malaria.

Vomit.
Miss.
Bucket.
o’ Swill!

The seared runes crossing your divided consciousness do speak of contemptuous cardinals setting a Spanish villa ablaze.

You really are a complete and utter fucking twit.

Did I do it right?

Your soul contains all that is found in insects, pigs and vermin.

Villon, Celine, Hamsun, and Hasek are twisting & turning in their very graves.
Why we need a generator?
Them bones’s wordz are light enough…
without even mentioning certain limp-wristedness!