The (Tongue-in-Cheek) Benefits of Marriage

I plan to die alone. Married people seem to be unable to sell me on the benefits of marriage.

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Haha, in many instances yes

Married people live longer. Of course that means more time listening to the nagging. When you get to a certain age though you can just turn the hearing aid off.

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Are those extra years worth it?

I’ll let you know when I get there.

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My wife pays my tickets when I speed.

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Not guaranteed.

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This is life, Marco. There’s no guarantee anywhere.

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Which can only be found in the land of delusion and make believe!

You get a few days off from work when you marry. You get an additional dependent for tax purposes.

If you are male, you get custody of any offspring. And you get your kids to carry your name.

Any other benefits?

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OK now we’re talking! :rofl:

Guy

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Few days off from seeing workmates to see the forced roommate. It’s still dealing with people.

I already move the money around for tax purposes without dealing with wife and kids.

That sounds like punishment. Are western judges not doing us a solid by offloading the crotch goblin to the ex wife?

Then other people know they’re mine!

Oh and my company gives me 5K ! :slight_smile: To soften the wounds I guess.

$5000 for an up-to-70-year roommate agreement.

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Sounds like a no-brainer … salivates

Forced 70 year roommate agreement.

Guys ! I M really hoping to get some advice!
But all I see here is that you’re basically having a private conversation under my threat
Could we please just add something that answers my questions??

Hi @Pinapina

This is a different topic.

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Or at least it feels that way. Special relative theory.

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So many benefits… :sweat_smile:

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