They forgot lack of moral fibre. Or backbone.
When I was in England in 1992 there was a huge debate in the House of Commons about breeding a spineless herring. One of the okes said: “Well, Britain has already bred a spineless aristocracy …” Best ever!!! 
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And in other news, AFP today announced that “According to the Institute of Alcohol Studies (IAS), 48 percent of British men and 31 percent of women aged 19 to 24 admit to having been blind drunk at least twice a month during the past year(AFP/DDP/File)”
Only twice a month? Slackers.
“Your typical expat in Taiwan”…
…except it’s usually at least once a week for most. That makes 4 times a month. See, I’m not too math I can still do drunk.
(Actually, I’m drinking 5-in-1 vegetable juice this evening…got a bit of a cold, you know, haven’t touched a drop all night)
I never getsh drunk. I’ve alwaysh in my besht behaviour and only hash a tipple whens my friendshn come over to my housh.
I’m neverrrr post in, in it ahmmm. I never posht when I aaam drunk.
Hic.