# The weapons thread

**URL:** <https://tw.forumosa.com/t/the-weapons-thread/40168>\
**Category:** Open Forum\
**Created:** [September 6, 2007, 1:57pm UTC](https://tw.forumosa.com/t/the-weapons-thread/40168 "2007-09-06T13:57:55Z")\
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**Author:** ![politbureau](https://forumosa-12829.kxcdn.com/letter_avatar_proxy/v4/letter/p/58956e/32.png) [@politbureau](https://tw.forumosa.com/u/politbureau)\
**Post date:** [September 6, 2007, 1:57pm UTC](https://tw.forumosa.com/t/the-weapons-thread/40168/1 "2007-09-06T13:57:55Z")

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In metal we trust. Anything else – especially talk – is ultimately worthless in this culture.

What kind of metal is available here in Taiwan? This is something I should have attended to a long time ago but it looks like it’s time to put it on the agenda.

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**Author:** ![TainanCowboy](https://forumosa-12829.kxcdn.com/user_avatar/tw.forumosa.com/tainancowboy/32/16118_2.png) [@TainanCowboy](https://tw.forumosa.com/u/TainanCowboy)\
**Post date:** [September 6, 2007, 2:03pm UTC](https://tw.forumosa.com/t/the-weapons-thread/40168/2 "2007-09-06T14:03:19Z")

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[quote=“spook”]In metal we trust. Anything else – especially talk – is ultimately worthless in this culture.

What kind of metal is available here in Taiwan? This is something I should have attended to a long time ago but it looks like it’s time to put it on the agenda.[/quote]Spook -  
You can start here…  
[ss-knife.com.tw/knowledge01.asp](http://www.ss-knife.com.tw/knowledge01.asp)

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**Author:** ![politbureau](https://forumosa-12829.kxcdn.com/letter_avatar_proxy/v4/letter/p/58956e/32.png) [@politbureau](https://tw.forumosa.com/u/politbureau)\
**Post date:** [September 6, 2007, 3:10pm UTC](https://tw.forumosa.com/t/the-weapons-thread/40168/3 "2007-09-06T15:10:52Z")

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TC, thanks for the link but I think I’ll stay away from anything lethal. Nice metal though. I’m thinking more along the lines of a readily available force multiplier which won’t end up being a ticket to death row. Something that Davey the Dutchman could have used to keep himself both out of intensive care and the hooskow.

All this talk and umbrage is touching but none of it leads to anything which would have helped Davey out on the night in question.

These would have made a difference though. A diminuitive “designer” pair in plastic with much sleeker, rounded contours, pulled out of the pockets and rapped together initially for deterrent effect:

![](http://www.bsproducts.net/images/heavyduty.jpg)

I judge the multiplier effect to be about ten. Even a glancing blow would have significant effect. The left hand one could double for fending off blows by such things as batons.

Unless somebody has a better idea I’m going to design up a pair of these up and mold them in my Taiwan factory, then put them on sale here at Forumosa. Everytime a foreigner gets beaten up in the future for minding his own business I’ll put them on sale again until word gets out that it’s not open season on whitey anymore here on Fantasy Island.

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**Author:** ![Gao\_Bohan](https://forumosa-12829.kxcdn.com/letter_avatar_proxy/v4/letter/g/82dd89/32.png) [@Gao\_Bohan](https://tw.forumosa.com/u/Gao_Bohan)\
**Post date:** [September 6, 2007, 3:21pm UTC](https://tw.forumosa.com/t/the-weapons-thread/40168/4 "2007-09-06T15:21:07Z")

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I wonder if those are legal in Taiwan.

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**Author:** ![politbureau](https://forumosa-12829.kxcdn.com/letter_avatar_proxy/v4/letter/p/58956e/32.png) [@politbureau](https://tw.forumosa.com/u/politbureau)\
**Post date:** [September 6, 2007, 3:30pm UTC](https://tw.forumosa.com/t/the-weapons-thread/40168/5 "2007-09-06T15:30:46Z")

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> [@gao\_bo\_han](#):
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> I wonder if those are legal in Taiwan.

I’m sure the brass kind aren’t but a plastic pair without the mean, lethal look could probably pass muster as some kind of dual-use novelty. I’ve got a design concept in mind which would be a thin, sleek, easily pocketed version “just right for the local market” if you know what I mean.

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**Author:** ![Huang\_Guang\_Chen](https://forumosa-12829.kxcdn.com/letter_avatar_proxy/v4/letter/h/bb73d2/32.png) [@Huang\_Guang\_Chen](https://tw.forumosa.com/u/Huang_Guang_Chen)\
**Post date:** [September 6, 2007, 3:40pm UTC](https://tw.forumosa.com/t/the-weapons-thread/40168/6 "2007-09-06T15:40:36Z")

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My personal paranoid world view is steering me straight towards a tactical nuke. Anyone know where I could get me a knock up drafted? Surprisingly the Chunking Mansions let me down.

HG

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**Author:** ![Funk500](https://forumosa-12829.kxcdn.com/letter_avatar_proxy/v4/letter/f/53a042/32.png) [@Funk500](https://tw.forumosa.com/u/Funk500)\
**Post date:** [September 6, 2007, 3:45pm UTC](https://tw.forumosa.com/t/the-weapons-thread/40168/7 "2007-09-06T15:45:24Z")

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> [@spook](#):
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> [quote=“gao\_bo\_han”]I wonder if those are legal in Taiwan.

I’m sure the brass kind aren’t but a plastic pair without the mean, lethal look could probably pass muster as some kind of dual-use novelty. I’ve got a design concept in mind which would be a thin, sleek, easily pocketed version “just right for the local market” if you know what I mean.[/quote]

I designed this for the local market… I hope it sells well

![](http://doesthisblogmakemybuttlookbig.com/wp-content/uploads/hello_kitty_gun.jpg)

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**Author:** ![ac\_dropout](https://forumosa-12829.kxcdn.com/letter_avatar_proxy/v4/letter/a/7c8e57/32.png) [@ac\_dropout](https://tw.forumosa.com/u/ac_dropout)\
**Post date:** [September 6, 2007, 3:45pm UTC](https://tw.forumosa.com/t/the-weapons-thread/40168/8 "2007-09-06T15:45:30Z")

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How about a roll of 10NT coins.  
Or the common butcher knife.  
Or just go ghetto and get a four finger ring with your name on it.

I mean unless your friends with some guy that has an ongoing dispute with the bar owner over money, I think you’re safe.

Usually the best way to go is just to avoid those types of “friends” and establishments all together. You never heard of anyone get beaten over a cup of 500 cc papaya milk.

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**Author:** ![tommy525](https://forumosa-12829.kxcdn.com/user_avatar/tw.forumosa.com/tommy525/32/272487_2.png) [@tommy525](https://tw.forumosa.com/u/tommy525)\
**Post date:** [September 6, 2007, 10:21pm UTC](https://tw.forumosa.com/t/the-weapons-thread/40168/9 "2007-09-06T22:21:32Z")

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I agree. Keep your nose clean. And you should be fine.

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**Author:** ![Huang\_Guang\_Chen](https://forumosa-12829.kxcdn.com/letter_avatar_proxy/v4/letter/h/bb73d2/32.png) [@Huang\_Guang\_Chen](https://tw.forumosa.com/u/Huang_Guang_Chen)\
**Post date:** [September 6, 2007, 11:22pm UTC](https://tw.forumosa.com/t/the-weapons-thread/40168/10 "2007-09-06T23:22:49Z")

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> [@tommy525](#):
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> I agree. Keep your nose clean. And you should be fine.

Obviously you are comfortable with the size of your penis, but buddy, please spare a thought for those others less endowed.

HG

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**Author:** ![tommy525](https://forumosa-12829.kxcdn.com/user_avatar/tw.forumosa.com/tommy525/32/272487_2.png) [@tommy525](https://tw.forumosa.com/u/tommy525)\
**Post date:** [September 7, 2007, 12:01am UTC](https://tw.forumosa.com/t/the-weapons-thread/40168/11 "2007-09-07T00:01:15Z")

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> [@Huang Guang Chen](#):
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> [quote=“tommy525”]I agree. Keep your nose clean. And you should be fine.

Obviously you are comfortable with the size of your penis, but buddy, please spare a thought for those others less endowed.

HG[/quote]

but I really only have big NOSTRILS 🙂

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**Author:** ![Huang\_Guang\_Chen](https://forumosa-12829.kxcdn.com/letter_avatar_proxy/v4/letter/h/bb73d2/32.png) [@Huang\_Guang\_Chen](https://tw.forumosa.com/u/Huang_Guang_Chen)\
**Post date:** [September 7, 2007, 12:04am UTC](https://tw.forumosa.com/t/the-weapons-thread/40168/12 "2007-09-07T00:04:00Z")

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I’m too afraid to ask just what the correlation is here, or what you put in them.

HG

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**Author:** ![TainanCowboy](https://forumosa-12829.kxcdn.com/user_avatar/tw.forumosa.com/tainancowboy/32/16118_2.png) [@TainanCowboy](https://tw.forumosa.com/u/TainanCowboy)\
**Post date:** [September 7, 2007, 1:00am UTC](https://tw.forumosa.com/t/the-weapons-thread/40168/13 "2007-09-07T01:00:21Z")

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[quote=“spook”][quote=“gao\_bo\_han”]I wonder if those are legal in Taiwan.[/quote]I’m sure the brass kind aren’t but a plastic pair without the mean, lethal look could probably pass muster as some kind of dual-use novelty. I’ve got a design concept in mind which would be a thin, sleek, easily pocketed version “just right for the local market” if you know what I mean.[/quote]GBH -  
Brass knuckles fall under a very gray area here. Not ‘illegal’ per se, but questionable. This is a direct quote from a friend who owns a quite reputable store that happens to occasionally include these in her inventory. Its Taiwan…There are no laws…only suggestions.

Spook -  
I carried a [kubotan](http://www.amazon.com/Century-Kubotan/dp/B0000AXK1N) for many years for the reason you mentioned. It also was my key holder (multiple app). I also recommended these to many people and gave instructions on their use. Quite effective…and available in many colors!  
There are several other personal defense tools that are rather innocuous looking and when used correctly very effective in defensive applications. Something along this line or the [koga](http://www.amazon.com/Cold-Steel-Mini-Defense-Weapon/dp/B000J3I6GS/ref=pd_sbs_sg_2/104-0931953-5883965) might be marketable. Although the key-chain utility of the kubotan is a big plus factor. One kubotan I have, which is made of metal, even un-screws to reveal a single edged blade inside.

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**Author:** ![tommy525](https://forumosa-12829.kxcdn.com/user_avatar/tw.forumosa.com/tommy525/32/272487_2.png) [@tommy525](https://tw.forumosa.com/u/tommy525)\
**Post date:** [September 7, 2007, 1:01am UTC](https://tw.forumosa.com/t/the-weapons-thread/40168/14 "2007-09-07T01:01:50Z")

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[quote=“Huang Guang Chen”]I’m too afraid to ask just what the correlation is here, or what you put in them.

HG[/quote]

haha , just the same disconnect of your corrollary regarding penis size and keeping nose clean 🙂

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**Author:** ![Huang\_Guang\_Chen](https://forumosa-12829.kxcdn.com/letter_avatar_proxy/v4/letter/h/bb73d2/32.png) [@Huang\_Guang\_Chen](https://tw.forumosa.com/u/Huang_Guang_Chen)\
**Post date:** [September 7, 2007, 1:25am UTC](https://tw.forumosa.com/t/the-weapons-thread/40168/15 "2007-09-07T01:25:26Z")

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The Cold Steel Mini Koga SD2 Defense Weapon  
 ![](http://ec1.images-amazon.com/images/I/41esm7iQIAL._AA280_.jpg)

And one supposes there are yet other applications for such a device that the designers have hitherto to describe.

Is this the right thread? I thought we had one for such matters.

HG

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**Author:** ![Bubba\_2\_Guns](https://forumosa-12829.kxcdn.com/letter_avatar_proxy/v4/letter/b/5daacb/32.png) [@Bubba\_2\_Guns](https://tw.forumosa.com/u/Bubba_2_Guns)\
**Post date:** [September 7, 2007, 1:53am UTC](https://tw.forumosa.com/t/the-weapons-thread/40168/16 "2007-09-07T01:53:39Z")

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Kogas and their Chinese equivalent Judge Pan Pens are great for joint locking and striking but what that guy needed was something for crowd control. (read coward control)

[http://www.coldsteel.com/92sfs.html](http://www.coldsteel.com/92sfs.html)

![](http://img513.imageshack.us/img513/6924/csstoreonline1966901722zt1.gif)

A Russian special forces entrenching tool. You could wade through a crowd of cheap black suits with this and dig a mass grave afterwards.

Comes with a snazzy backpack too.

![](http://img292.imageshack.us/img292/6453/csstoreonline1966936497oc8.gif)

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**Author:** ![glockmeister](https://forumosa-12829.kxcdn.com/letter_avatar_proxy/v4/letter/g/ea666f/32.png) [@glockmeister](https://tw.forumosa.com/u/glockmeister)\
**Post date:** [September 7, 2007, 1:57am UTC](https://tw.forumosa.com/t/the-weapons-thread/40168/17 "2007-09-07T01:57:04Z")

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Dnno why but someone deleted my other posts, …discrimination against Jews???  
Anyway, why is it that these scooter monkeys think we are easy targets?  
Too many stupid kungfu movies?

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**Author:** ![Funk500](https://forumosa-12829.kxcdn.com/letter_avatar_proxy/v4/letter/f/53a042/32.png) [@Funk500](https://tw.forumosa.com/u/Funk500)\
**Post date:** [September 7, 2007, 2:07am UTC](https://tw.forumosa.com/t/the-weapons-thread/40168/18 "2007-09-07T02:07:08Z")

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[quote=“glockmeister”]Dnno why but someone deleted my other posts, …discrimination against Jews???  
[/quote]

I doubt it… Its more like you playing the internet hardman is about as convincing as seeing Sandman in drag.

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**Author:** ![irishstu](https://forumosa-12829.kxcdn.com/letter_avatar_proxy/v4/letter/i/45deac/32.png) [@irishstu](https://tw.forumosa.com/u/irishstu)\
**Post date:** [September 7, 2007, 2:13am UTC](https://tw.forumosa.com/t/the-weapons-thread/40168/19 "2007-09-07T02:13:01Z")

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Spook, I have to respect you for this comment:

> [@spook](#):
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> TC, thanks for the link but I think I’ll stay away from anything lethal. Nice metal though. I’m thinking more along the lines of a readily available force multiplier which won’t end up being a ticket to death row. Something that Davey the Dutchman could have used to keep himself both out of intensive care and the hooskow.

However, I have to disagree with the following.

[quote=“spook”]All this talk and umbrage is touching but none of it leads to anything which would have helped Davey out on the night in question.

These would have made a difference though. A diminuitive “designer” pair in plastic with much sleeker, rounded contours, pulled out of the pockets and rapped together initially for deterrent effect:

![](http://www.bsproducts.net/images/heavyduty.jpg)

I judge the multiplier effect to be about ten. Even a glancing blow would have significant effect. The left hand one could double for fending off blows by such things as batons.

Unless somebody has a better idea I’m going to design up a pair of these up and mold them in my Taiwan factory, then put them on sale here at Forumosa. Everytime a foreigner gets beaten up in the future for minding his own business I’ll put them on sale again until word gets out that it’s not open season on whitey anymore here on Fantasy Island.[/quote]

Davey was jumped by several guys with batons, and they were violent enough to put his life in serious danger (incidentally, that is, in my opinion, something that is worth looking into a lot more that actual physical weapons… “attitude”).

You say that having a knuckle-duster would have made a difference. I don’t disagree with that, but I don’t think the difference would necessarily have led to a better result for Davey. Had he had time to get one or two out of his pocket and put them on while he was getting dragged into an alley (which I serously doubt he could), be may have been able to take out, say, two guys, but he could very well have ended up in even worse shape than he did, as that would have led to them taking out a higher level of revenge. Not only that, but he would have lost all defense arguments with the “authorities” (I put that in quotes because I realise it’s a bit of a joke here, but nevertheless I stand by what I say).

I’ve been put in hospital after a good kicking by a group of guys that didn’t like foreigners (incidentally, that was in Spain). At the time I was a pretty good fighter, but seriously, when you’re literally surrounded by guys, and you’re completely on your own, sometimes it’s better to just take it, and try to defend your vital organs.

What I’m trying to say is that carrying a weapon would not have helped Davey out here, and would in my opinion have made the situation worse, both physically and legally.

I respect your opinion on this. It’s just that, personally, I don’t agree.

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**Author:** ![glockmeister](https://forumosa-12829.kxcdn.com/letter_avatar_proxy/v4/letter/g/ea666f/32.png) [@glockmeister](https://tw.forumosa.com/u/glockmeister)\
**Post date:** [September 7, 2007, 4:21am UTC](https://tw.forumosa.com/t/the-weapons-thread/40168/20 "2007-09-07T04:21:24Z")

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Ha, I don’t play internet hardman, come and meet me, I’m not shy!!!  
I do as I say, don’t acuse strangers of stuff online, asswipe, come and say it face to face, pm me

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