Not really, but they understood that light doesn’t really dance. 
More WTF Lyrics (why did it take so long for this particular song to come to me?) -
Blondie’s Rapture Rap
[quote]Fab Five Freddie told me everybody’s high
DJ’s spinnin’ are savin’ my mind
Flash is fast, Flash is cool
Francois sez fas, Flashe’ no do
And you don’t stop, sure shot
Go out to the parking lot
And you get in your car and you drive real far
And you drive all night and then you see a light
And it comes right down and lands on the ground
And out comes a man from Mars
And you try to run but he’s got a gun
And he shoots you dead and he eats your head
And then you’re in the man from Mars
You go out at night, eatin’ cars
You eat Cadillacs, Lincolns too
Mercurys and Subarus
And you don’t stop, you keep on eatin’ cars
Then, when there’s no more cars
You go out at night and eat up bars where the people meet
Face to face, dance cheek to cheek
One to one, man to man
Dance toe to toe
Don’t move too slow, ‘cause the man from Mars
Is through with cars, he’s eatin’ bars
Yeah, wall to wall, door to door, hall to hall
He’s gonna eat ‘em all
Rapture, be pure
Take a tour, through the sewer
Don’t strain your brain, paint a train
You’ll be singin’ in the rain
I said don’t stop, do punk rock
Well now you see what you wanna be
Just have your party on TV
‘Cause the man from Mars won’t eat up bars when the TV’s on
And now he’s gone back up to space
Where he won’t have a hassle with the human race
And you hip-hop, and you don’t stop
Just blast off, sure shot
‘Cause the man from Mars stopped eatin’ cars and eatin’ bars
And now he only eats guitars, get up![/quote]
Dr. Seuss on a bad day of writer’s block and acid tripping couldn’t have come up with dumber lyrics…
[quote]You know what I’m gonna do?
I’m gonna get myself a 1967 Cadaliac Eldarado Convertable,
Hot Pink!
With whale skin hub caps,
An all leather cow interior,
And big brown baby seal eyes for headlights.
YEAH!
And I’m gonna drive around in that baby,
At 115 miles per hour,
Getting one mile per gallon,
Sucking down quarter pounder cheeseburgers from McDonalds in the old-fasioned non-biodegradable styrafoam containers.
And when I’m done sucking down those grease ball burgers,
I’m gonna wipe my mouth in the American flag,
And then I’m gonna toss the styrafoam containers right out the side,
And there ain’t a God damn thing anybody can do about it,
You know why?
'Cause we got the bombs, that’s why.
Two words, Nuclear Fucking Weapons OK.
Russia, Germany, Romania,
They can have all the democracy they want.
They can have a big democracy cake,
Walk right through the middle of Tiananmen Square,
And it won’t make a lick of difference,
Because we got the bombs OK!
John Wayne’s not dead,
He’s frozen.
And as soon as we find a cure for cancer, we’re gonna thaw out the duke.
And he’s gonna be pretty pissed off,
You know why?
Have you ever taken a cold shower?
Well multiply that by 15 million times,
That’s how pissed off the duke’s gonna be.
I’m gonna get the duke,
And John Cassavetes,
And Lee Marvin
And Sam Peckinpah,
And a case of whiskey,
And drive down to Texas,
And,
(hey, Hey, You know you really are an asshole)
Why don’t you shut up and sing the song pal,
You know the whole time I thought I was that asshole,
And it turns out it was him,
What an Asshole
I’m an asshole
(he’s an asshole, what an asshole)
I’m an asshole
(he’s the worlds biggest asshole)
A, SS, HO, LE
Everybody,
A, SS, HO, LE
I’m an asshole, and I’m Proud of it!
[/quote]
“Yes” have so many nonsensical lyrics it’s hard to choose, but I’ve always been particularly keen on:
[quote]Yesterday a morning came, a smile upon your face.
Caesar’s palace, morning glory, silly human race,
On a sailing ship to nowhere, leaving any place,
If the summer changed to winter, yours is no disgrace.
Battleships confide in me and tell me where you are,
Shining, flying, purple wolfhound, show me where you are,
Lost in summer, born in winter, travel very far,
Lost in losing circumstances, that’s just where you are.[/quote]
[quote=“Zappa”]Ronnie’s in the army now
And Kenny’s taking pills.
Oh how they yearn
To see a bomber burn.
Thunder crashing
Lightning splashing
Dynamite machine.
Wait 'til the fire turns green.
Wait 'til the fire turns green.[/quote]
[quote=“Wild Man Fischer”]My name is Larry.
My name is Larry.
I have a mother.
Her name is Mother.
Hello Mother. I love you Mother.
My name is Larry.
My name is Larry.
I have an auntie.
Her name is Mary.
Hello Auntie Mary.
My name is Larry.
My name is Larry.
I have a grandfather.
His name is Grandpa.
Hi Grandpa. D’you remember when I used to come over to your house and you’d say, “Why don’t you just go back home, and when I want you to come over, I’ll call your mom and have her bring you over.”
My name is Larry.
My name is Larry.
…
[/quote]
[quote]Well, once jolly swagmen went humping their swags
and stuffed jolly jumbucks down in their tucker bags
These days, jolly junkies go on house-breaking jags
and steal to buy the poison they need
While the swaggie, he just wanted a feed . . .[/quote]
:eh:
Nothing wrong with any of that. 
HG