The Year of the Snake 2013 蛇年 New Year Resolutions

  1. Going cold turkey on Ebay. Really. Seriously. Believe me!!!

  2. Master something not language related, like a yoga class, belly dance, Brazilian jiujitsu, anything that engages the body and not the brain.

  3. Be a better pet owner, ie. get Bobby to stop lounging at cars/motorcycles/other dogs/neighbors/his shadow.

Try to find a good Film Director to Invest in.
Stop trying to advise arrogant new posters where they may be going wrong.

Build up my Spoon collection

Stop posting on serious topics, like Global warming and limit my posts to sarcastic,slightly humorous unimportant posts ,more in keeping with my station.

Stop worrying about having so few recognized posts on Forumosa

Realising that ,actually, most scooter and Car lights work perfectly well at night,if switched on,and not worrying about it.

Understanding some things are silly here but This is Taiwan and get over it.

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3. Be a better pet owner, ie. get Bobby to stop lounging at cars/motorcycles/other dogs/neighbors/his shadow.[/quote]

Do Bobby’s barks sound like someone shouting “idgits!!!” ?

My new year’s resolution, get the point, she doesn’t like me that much…

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3. Be a better pet owner, ie. get Bobby to stop lounging at cars/motorcycles/other dogs/neighbors/his shadow.[/quote]

Do Bobby’s barks sound like someone shouting “idgits!!!” ?

My new year’s resolution, get the point, she doesn’t like me that much…[/quote]

He doesn’t bark, he bites! Or tries to. But most of the time, he scores. :astonished:

[quote]Do Bobby’s barks sound like someone shouting “idgits!!!” ?
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Oh no, rather more hellhound. Very stealthish. :frowning:

Rephrase New Year resolution as: I am awesome. Let them come to me…