This is what I found from an article, very interesting ladies Take a look. Guys do you think any of this is true??
âIâM GOING FISHINGâ
Means: âIâm going to drink myself dangerously stupid,and stand by a stream with a stick in my hand, while the fish swim by in complete safety.â
âITâS A GUY THINGâ
Means: âThere is no rational thought pattern connected with it, and you have no chance at all of making it logicalâ.
âCAN I HELP WITH DINNER?â
Means: âWhy isnât it already on the table?â
âUH HUH,â âSURE, HONEY,â OR âYES, DEARâŚâ
Means: Absolutely nothing. Itâs a conditioned response.
âIT WOULD TAKE TOO LONG TO EXPLAINâ
Means: âI have no idea how it works.â
âI WAS LISTENING TO YOU. ITâS JUST THAT I HAVE THINGS ON MY MIND.â
Means: âI was wondering if that redhead over there is wearing a bra.â
âTAKE A BREAK HONEY, YOUâRE WORKING TOO HARDâ.
Means: âI canât hear the game over the vacuum cleaner.â
âTHATâS INTERESTING, DEAR.â
Means: âAre you still talking?â
âYOU KNOW HOW BAD MY MEMORY IS.â
Means: âI remember the theme song to âF Troopâ, the address of the first girl I ever kissed, and the vehicle identification numbers of every car Iâve ever owned, but I forgot your birthday.â
âI WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT YOU, AND GOT YOU THESE ROSESâ.
Means: âThe girl selling them on the corner had great tits.â
âOH, DONâT FUSS, I JUST CUT MYSELF, ITâS NO BIG DEAL.â
Means: âI have actually severed a limb, but will bleed to death before I admit that Iâm hurt.â
âHEY, IâVE GOT MY REASONS FOR WHAT IâM DOINGâ.
Means: âAnd I sure hope I think of some pretty soon.â
âI CANâT FIND IT.â
Means: âIt didnât fall into my outstretched hands, so Iâm completely clueless.â
âWHAT DID I DO THIS TIME?â
Means: âWhat did you catch me at?â
âI HEARD YOU.â
Means: âI havenât the foggiest clue what you just said, and am hoping desperately that I can fake it well enough so that you donât spend the next three days yelling at me.â
âYOU KNOW I COULD NEVER LOVE ANYONE ELSEâ
Means: âI am used to the way you yell at me, and realize it could be worse.â
âYOU LOOK TERRIFICâ
Means: âPlease donât try on one more outfit, Iâm starving.â
âIâM NOT LOST. I KNOW EXACTLY WHERE WE ARE.â
Means: âNo one will ever see us alive again.â
âWE SHARE THE HOUSEWORKâ
Means: âI make the messes, she cleans them up.â
âI MISS YOUââŚ
now what do you think this one mean???