Things that are difficult to say when drunk

Recreation Fun & Games
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perhaps you’ve received this email…perhaps not…its Friday

Add your own observations… :laughing:

[quote]Things that are difficult to say when drunk

THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:

  1. Innovative
  2. Preliminary
  3. Proliferation
  4. Cinnamon

THINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:

  1. Specificity
  2. Anti-constitutionalistically
  3. Passive-aggressive disorder
  4. Transubstantiate

THINGS THAT ARE DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:

  1. No thanks, I’m married.
  2. Nope, no more booze for me!
  3. Sorry, but you’re not really my type.
  4. Taco Bell? No thanks, I’m not hungry.
  5. Good evening, officer. Isn’t it lovely out tonight?
  6. Oh, I couldn’t! No one wants to hear me sing karaoke.
  7. I’m not interested in fighting you.
  8. Thank you, but I won’t make any attempt to dance, I have no coordination. I’d hate to look like a fool!
  9. Where is the nearest bathroom? I refuse to pee in this parking lot or on the side of the road.
  10. I must be going home now, as I have to work in the morning.[/quote]

"In a WC Fields movie he’s walking down the street, hungover, around noon. He comes to the Saloon and sees the saloon keeper sweeping the front porch. Fields says to the man, “My good man, did I come in here last night a blow an entire $50 bill on booze, music and women?”
The saloon keeper replies, “Yes sir, yes you did.”
Fields lets out a long sigh and wipes his brow, “Wheeeeew…thank GOD…I thought I’d lost it.”

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瞿婉清出去找汽車
Qu2 Wan3-qing1 chu1qu4 zhao3 qi4che1 would be hard to say when drunk.

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[quote=“Dragonbones”]
瞿婉清出去找汽車
Qu2 Wan3-qing1 chu1qu4 zhao3 qi4che1 would be hard to say when drunk.[/quote]

… :sunglasses:

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[quote=“TainanCowboy”][quote=“Dragonbones”]
瞿婉清出去找汽車
Qu2 Wan3-qing1 chu1qu4 zhao3 qi4che1 would be hard to say when drunk.[/quote]

… :sunglasses:[/quote]

Are you saying he should speak Native American?

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It has been 7 months since my last drink.

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“You’re not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.”
– Dean Martin

“Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.”
–Benjamin Franklin

“The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind.”
- Humphrey Bogart

"Give me a woman who loves beer and I will conquer the world.
- Kaiser Wilhelm

“All right, brain, I don’t like you and you don’t like me - so let’s just do this and I’ll get back to killing you with beer.”
- Homer Simpson

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:bravo: Brilliant

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I miss work

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I’m not sure

Let me think about that for a second

I could be wrong

Personally, even if I am able to say any of the above it’s merely a kind of shot over the bows of any persiceived adversary…usually followed by a ‘…but [insert never-ending strong oppinion]’

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I fold.