Things that make you go... eww

What things make you shiver inside? I am sure collectively we have loads of them.

  1. The use of the word tits.
  2. People spitting on the floor near me.
  3. Seeing spit on the floor.
  4. The sentence… “superking, can you help me, it will only take two minutes…?”
  1. People speaking with food in their mouths.
  2. People eating with their mouths open.
  3. Long, unpedicured toenails.
  4. Dirty fingernails.
  5. Long fingernails on men.
  6. Vaginal piercings.
  7. Backpacks.
  8. Large ladies in mini skirts.
  9. My teeth.
  10. Gonzo porn.
  11. Foreigners on an “Asian immersion” trip.
  12. Bubble milk tea.
  13. Ketamine
  14. Tits.
  1. Bin-Lang/Betel Nut
  2. The horrible red juice spat on the floor
  3. People spitting it on the floor
  4. Smoke billowing from scooters
  5. Dogs eating sick
  6. Japanese perverts
  7. People who don’t use the word tits
  8. People who smoke in the front of their children
  9. Gary Glitter
  10. Nazis

Animals picking through sick is nasty. Just like my dad’s old dog use to like eating turds. Nature, what is wrong with you!!!

And when cats barf fur. WTF?

ok on the list

Nature.

Greenies
Bogies hanging on the inside of someone’s nose
Bogies on the wall of the urinal I am pissing in to
Spent cigarette buts or chewing gum in the urinal
Pineapple chunks in the urinal
Ice in the urinal
Pavement pizzas
Other people barfing
Lady Gaga
Mustard or tomato sauce on a moustache
Snot trails on someone’s sleeve
Handkerchiefs
The squeak made from polystyrene touching other bits of polystyrene
Surprise fish eyes in soup
The surname ‘Chivers.’ and the surname ‘Dunbar.’

Watching 10 hands grabbing peanuts from the same bowl - while some did not clean these same hands after going to the backside.

This

Why oh why did I read this thread? :unamused:

Okay, something I’ve wanted to get off my chest for a while. Red bean soup tastes like cold sick.

Snot-eating.
Betel nut teeth.
Sewer gas.
The word “cute”.
Injuries where a broken bone pieces the skin.
An overdose of perfume or cologne.
People that insist on talking with a mouth full of food.
The smell of pus.
Bedbugs or other multiple insect bites on children’s legs.
Barbecued Chicken Asses.
Haggis.

[quote=“Petrichor”]Why oh why did I read this thread? :unamused:

Okay, something I’ve wanted to get off my chest for a while. Red bean soup tastes like cold sick.[/quote]

Boys will be boys and all that jazz… I see it as a vocabulary enriching experience. There are somethings here I’d like to Google but are afraid of the results. :ohreally:

Let me add to the list:
Green, sticky sputum spit on the street
Removing above mentioned spit when it has stuck to my dog’s paws :sick:
Children set to do number one or number two over a grate by their parents. :loco:

Oh come on. Haggis? Really?

Oh come on. Haggis? Really?[/quote]

What’s not to like? It’s a big sausage.

My anal mustache.
More like dreadlocks actually. I fear for the mirror during my daily inspection.

I would never wax such a masterpiece.

Porn where two shclongs are touching.

Who’s feeling me?

[quote=“bigduke6”]My anal mustache.
Who’s feeling me?[/quote]

I’m not feeling that.

[quote]My anal mustache.
More like dreadlocks actually. I fear for the mirror during my daily inspection.[/quote]

I hate cleaning bits of vomit from in between the keys on my keyboard.

Pooh-poohing foreign friends who profess “ewww” when they confront my haggis, but then pester me for just a little taste. “Ooh! Hey! Its GOOD! Lemme have just a little bit more. Oh, go on! Don’t be greedy!”

blotting a big ol taiwanese cockroach with bare feet !

People including furriners who throw their used TP in my bathroom trash can. Won’t name any names.

[quote=“superking”]What things make you shiver inside? I am sure collectively we have loads of them.

  1. The use of the word tits.
    [/quote]

What??!! I love the word tits!