Mines does that.
Yeah but my dog has feelings too!!
Having just come back from a vacation, I can think of one thing I could kill him for: Using my brush to brush his long hair and then putting it back into my vanity bag without getting rid of the hair first.
Refusing to burn herself on my funeral pyre in the ritual practice of suttee.
[quote=“SuchAFob”]My man and nick-nacks. I swear.
I am the kind of person who refuses the “free gift with purchase” because I’m just not going to use it. And I throw so much useless shit away. There is just not point in ALL of having that shit laying around.
Today I took a suitcase out to pack for my trip. And hidden in this suitcase… about 100 little paper bags with handles that folks just don’t seem to get ARE JUST BAGS. THEY ARE JUST BAGS!! WHY DO YOU NEED 100 OF THEM???
And why do all the shelves have to have cute stuff on them? No. No. You get your cute stuff off the shelves. That is where my books go.
Oh. Wow. I guess that brings us to #2
Other thing I haven’t killed SO for.
Piles of books (his and mine) on the floor because the shelves are covered with stupid little “just to look at” things.
Attention, women. NEVER DATE AN ARTIST. God.[/quote]Yes Yes! YES! Little shit, and bags… BAGS! everywhere. I’ve managed to banish it all, save for the Doremon magnets on the fridge, which are innocuous enough to give ground on.
Oh, and from this side of the gender divide, it’s “Attention, men. ALWAYS date artists.” Lose them later, maybe, but definitely enjoy the ride.
Another thing to kill over: statements/ demands in the form of questions. “Don’t you want…”, “Don’t you think you should…?” No! If I thought I should, I would. If you want me to, for some unbeknownst reason, say so, directly.
And whining. Taiwanese female art. “Oh, poor me! I’m such a fragile flower, and you’re such a big, resourceful, man…please, oh please won’t you…?” NO! Fortunately, I won the battle on THAT one long ago.
Here’s a wild, radical idea:
Why don’t you give your lovers a little space, stop trying to nitpick and control every aspect of their lives, and shutup with your nagging whining?
I certainly wouldn’t want to date any of you henpeckers, based on the shrill whining in this thread. Nobody likes a nag.
Look, there are literally millions of other fish in the sea. If your lover annoys you so much, you don’t you just move on to another person? That’s a serious question. Obviously this person is not the one for you. So why do you stick around? Are you so that afraid of being alone? “Oh, I’m going to be lonely and I will never, ever find another person who’s going to sleep with me and be my friend, so I have to stick with this same person who even though treats me like shit I still have to stick with him/her because at least he/she sticks with me! Security is more important than happiness!”
badger brush?
I’ve never heard of that before. Now I feel like starting a poll. How many forumosans use a “badger brush”?
[quote=“Quentin”]Why don’t you give your lovers a little space, stop trying to nitpick and control every aspect of their lives, and shutup with your nagging whining?
I certainly wouldn’t want to date any of you henpeckers, based on the shrill whining in this thread. Nobody likes a nag.
Look, there are literally millions of other fish in the sea. If your lover annoys you so much, you don’t you just move on to another person? That’s a serious question. Obviously this person is not the one for you. [/quote]
Do you really think there’s one person for you out there, just waiting to be found, perfect and ready to go? :loco:
Or do you think that you’ve got to learn to live with and love one another, despite all the little things?
:raspberry:
Don’t you have to die first? (I would just lie- ‘course I will, honey, in fact, I’m LOOKING FORWARD to becoming a human BBQ!’ then take a holiday to Tahiti after I’d sold your car and TV and stuff).
I would want to kill my SO if she was constantly posting on internet forums about my bad habits, how much porn I have, my messiness issues or personality defects, silly things I say or whatever else. What if I actually met some of you sometime and you knew all this stuff about me? Leaves me at a disadvantage, no? If I read some of these posts after a while and realized that this was how my GF really thought about me, it would be break up time. I realize it’s supposed to be cute and all that, but it’s not.
Of course it’s perfectly OK to yap about them after that.
In my opinion.
What Canucktyuktuk said. I don’t go around the internet posting about my lover’s bad habits. That’s rude and ungentlemanly. Unchivalrous.
And enough with the term “SO”. It takes all the romance out of it. “SO” makes it sound like a business contract. Just say boyfriend, girlfriend, husband, wife, or lover.
Haven’t posted the real nasty things (yet), so no worries about that ;=) Nagging is part of a relationship, there is no perfect SO. I am being tought and I teach him how live together is more fun. That’s all there is to it. Let me know, if you found the perfect SO.
[quote=“Quentin”]Here’s a wild, radical idea:
Why don’t you give your lovers a little space, stop trying to nitpick and control every aspect of their lives, and shutup with your nagging whining?
I certainly wouldn’t want to date any of you henpeckers, based on the shrill whining in this thread. Nobody likes a nag.
Look, there are literally millions of other fish in the sea. If your lover annoys you so much, you don’t you just move on to another person? That’s a serious question. Obviously this person is not the one for you. So why do you stick around? Are you so that afraid of being alone? “Oh, I’m going to be lonely and I will never, ever find another person who’s going to sleep with me and be my friend, so I have to stick with this same person who even though treats me like shit I still have to stick with him/her because at least he/she sticks with me! Security is more important than happiness!”[/quote]
Yeah, but “my wife is perfect in every way. The sun shines out of her arse and Christ! Even her farts smell like warm biscuits. And she feels exactly the same way about me,” Just doesn’t really cut it on a bulletin board, does it?
[quote=“Jaboney”][quote=“Quentin”]Why don’t you give your lovers a little space, stop trying to nitpick and control every aspect of their lives, and shutup with your nagging whining?
I certainly wouldn’t want to date any of you henpeckers, based on the shrill whining in this thread. Nobody likes a nag.
Look, there are literally millions of other fish in the sea. If your lover annoys you so much, you don’t you just move on to another person? That’s a serious question. Obviously this person is not the one for you. [/quote]
Do you really think there’s one person for you out there, just waiting to be found, perfect and ready to go? :loco:
Or do you think that you’ve got to learn to live with and love one another, despite all the little things?
:raspberry:[/quote]
This is why I am single. I try hard never to complain about my lovers and try to let the [/i]little[i] things that bother me go. Unfortunately they often don’t.
My ex used to say that to me, but when I DID assert myself and take a stand, she would complain that I was rude, insensitive or thoughtless.
Mines does that.[/quote]
My rule has always been: "If it’s in the hamper, it’s fair game to get thrown in the washer. If you don’t want it washed in the washer, don’t put it in the hamper.
Chris said
Yup. Damned if you do and damned if you don’t and if there’s a third choice or more you are still on the road to perdition. Ah, love (or maybe just simple stupidity).
I don’t have a girlfriend right now. So…I guess it would be any woman who rejects sexual advances from me. Yes, that’s right. Any woman who turns down my lovin’…
(I am joking. JOKING. This is the sexual frustration talking here. Breakups are hard to deal with.)
[quote=“Quentin”]I don’t have a girlfriend right now. So…I guess it would be any woman who rejects sexual advances from me. Yes, that’s right. Any woman who turns down my lovin’…
(I am joking. JOKING. This is the sexual frustration talking here. Breakups are hard to deal with.)[/quote]
I heard that.
Telling me to go to bed at 12:00 on saturday and sunday and I’m unpopular right now while she keep me up until 11 something on weekdays and I have to drive from san chong (taipei) to So-Au where my office is and I got to be there at 8 :loco:
Bringing me to shooping.
Buy food for me without consulting me first and get pissed off because I don’t want it.
Cutting street corners with the motorbike as me as pasanger while complaining I drive in a scary way when I aproatch the corner corerctly and take it tight instead off running wide into the oposite lane.
Doing pasive stuff with hear famely while I actualy get headace from sitting still to long. I prefere fysical activety.
Where did I put that Knife?