This is Jack Burton and the Pork Chop Express

Seriously, this has to be one of the high points of western civilization…


Henry Swanson’s my name. And excitement is my game!

Mutual Fidelity Insurers of Sacramento. Well, there’s gotta be a listing, honey, I pay them six G’s a year in premiums!

A classic 80s movie, and Kurt Russell at his finest! :bravo:

Terrific, a six-demon bag. Sensational. What’s in it, Egg?

Jack Burton: I don’t get this at all. I thought Lo Pan…
Lo Pan: Shut up, Mr. Burton! You are not brought upon this world to get it!