So I am walking my dog the other morning and I see this asshole in the hills by my place pulling all the garbage out of his V.W van onto the street. I look at him he looks at me.
I walk away but over my shoulder I see that assfuck has ignited the trash and is just burning his pile of plastic trash on the street in front of my apt!
I think to my self W.W.M.D? (What would mordeath do)?
Camera phone click click.
I yell “oi asshole what the fuck?”
I walk over to the guy who jumps in his van and locks the doors and I scrape up the burning plastic up with a big leaf and smear it across his windows and door.
Then I point at my head with the hand finger gun pull the trigger, smile and walk away.
As soon as my back is turned he throws open the door and tries to sucker punch me, but not even a real punch you know those girlie half-fist bitch slap things.
I turn around and smile, drop the dog lease and take one step towards him. Pussyface is back in his van in half a second on the phone to the cops. “Crazy foreigner, fight, help! bla bla blah.”
Still smiling I walk back to his window and show him the picture on my phone of him with his flaming pile of garbage.
He hangs up his phone and starts the van and drives away, well actually he tried to squeal his tires but dumped the clutch and stalled it first, then he managed to limp away.
Ahh the humanity.