“Meet Forumosa’s new moderators”
(I got nothing)
“Taiwan Bio-Engineers Canine-based Flash Light: Women Stroll with Confidence”
AnimalsTaiwan warns against new electrified sidewalks.
“Maoman, Used Car Salesman.”
Wait, did you mean the picture at the top or the one in your sig file?
How about this one for either:
“Dammit, forgot to turn off the high-beams again.”
Fuzzy and the Hell Hound?
Great pic, btw!
Oh, here’s another (not Photoshopped – this is original, including the halo) needing a caption, in a similar vein:
“Why Maomaster, you’re not wearing any skivies!”
There is no Vanessa. There is only Zuul!
The caped kitty…
Obviously this is a scene from a Star Trek: New Voyages storyline that brings together villians from the Catspaw and Khan episodes. So the only appropriate caption would be that crazy music.
DA-DA-DA-TAN-TA-DA! MEOW!
And to think my first idea was
“You ought to see what happens if you put fifty NT in his ass.”
“Turn around bright eyes” a new promo shot for a Bonnie Tyler themed rock opera. Where Vanessa goes to some crazy school that has lots of ghosts… but they are all dogs!
You don’t want to know the story about 50nt and my arse trust me…
That’s the winning caption I was looking for for my blog entry. Thanks very much! 
I LOL’d in real life at the Ghostbusters reference 
What a fantastic movie!
My lame effort
"Sony Aibo v 3.0 - More realistic than ever’
“Gustav’s tapetum lucidum, the shiny layer behind the retina, reflects camera flash back to the camera”
That is by far the most scientifically accurate caption, and should therefore win.
And can I just add what an excellent example of a non-defining relative clause that was?
“All hail the glory of the Hypnodog”
Yes, I should be working.
In other words, "THAT’S what happens if you put fifty NT in his ass.”
Lab scientist flashes pupils?
Hey! I never said it was good for you, I just said it was good!!!
A caption contest? This calls for a meta-caption: It’s not news, it’s Fark…