I think we could kill it if we had some iocain powder, but man that stuff is tough to come by.
I kill any loose threads the moment I walk unto a threshold.
Well, not so much any more, as itās more of damper these daze.
Itās invigorating to have a fresh targetā¦
(Slow smile here.)
Iād kill for a slow smile, but it must entail at least half a grimace.
Otherwise there would be only disdain and not even a return half a smile.
Hmm. How about one of these: :raspberry:
If only: though, it must be apt in phrasing and have extra punktuation.
Surely you guys can do better than this???
Sorry people! This is all thatās left! There will be no thread killing tonight!
Ah-ha! Pedantism. Pedantism can be right deadly and we havenāt had nearly enough of it here! Huzzah!
Ah-ha! Pedantism. Pedantism can be right deadly and we havenāt had nearly enough of it here! Huzzah![/quote]
Bollocks!
This aināt a headmaster here, Iām talking about the actual physics of the diction.
(and a few other writers besides, but this is a southern song to which i am responding) John Fante, Bukowski, Ambose Bierce, Hem, Mencken, Fitz, and yes, even a few southerners like Styron, Capote, Thompson, Faulkner, and of course my personal favourite: John Kennedy Toole.
Fuckers that strived to record for the rest of us that awesome potential of language and itās literature to encapsulate the vast variety of everyday existance.
One day, praise allah, they will dig out me notebooks, and say i tried to do the same.
But in the meantime, I will drink poison, smoke death, and protect the innocent.
Now thatās a thin red line, let me tell youse!
Cue:
Fiend
Ah-ha! Pedantism. Pedantism can be right deadly and we havenāt had nearly enough of it here! Huzzah![/quote]
Bollocks!
This aināt a headmaster here, Iām talking about the actual physics of the diction.
(and a few other writers besides, but this is a southern song to which I am responding) John Fante, Bukowski, Ambose Bierce, Hem, Mencken, Fitz, and yes, even a few southerners like Styron, Capote, Thompson, Faulkner, and of course my personal favourite: John Kennedy Toole.
Fuckers that strived to record for the rest of us that awesome potential of language and itās literature to encapsulate the vast variety of everyday existance.
One day, praise allah, they will dig out me notebooks, and say i tried to do the same.
But in the meantime, I will drink poison, smoke death, and protect the innocent.
Now thatās a thin red line, let me tell youse!
Cue:
Fiend[/quote]
I have really, really missed you!
[quote=āhousecatā]
I have really, really missed you! [/quote]
And how am I supposed to kill that in a thread?
I feel almost guilty now.
Gonna go listen to some of this now, just to soothe me soul:
This thread will live forever! Our posts will be immortalized! Future generations willā¦
Okay, maybe not.
[quote=āTheGingerManā][quote=āhousecatā]
I have really, really missed you! [/quote]
And how am I supposed to kill that in a thread?
I feel almost guilty now.
Gonna go listen to some of this now, just to soothe me soul:
[/quote]
What a funky-funkinā-pimp-stylinā-right-jiggy-little-jack-in-the-box! I quite enjoyed that!
HELLoOooOOoo?
Anyone???
Hmph? Wha- Whazzat?
Oh. I wazzā¦ wazz, asssleep. I shināk dats whut I wazz.
Whoa, itās goo- good to see this lilā guy still goinā.
IT LIVES!!!
Man, to think that I almost killed itā¦
This thread is definitely a sign of the impending zombie apocalypseā¦ :help:
Payback is a mofo.
I came here to ESCAPE the zombie apocalypse!