I think you have a wrong interpretation. How did a website become a forum, according to your faith?
I shall not rest until all threadkillers are given their fare share of comeuppance.
I have more hope for this thread to die then for certain brainwashed threads to use their brain and become open minded and think for themselvesâŚ
In the beginning there was the ARPANET⌠and it was good⌠but it was limited to a few back rooms in universties and largely populated by people who had never seen a woman naked in good lighting. This gave rise to pictures of naked women that could be printed in ascii text⌠screens were usually green or amber and not that hot but they were better than nothing. The denizens of said back rooms in universities wanted to share their newfound wealth of ascii porn with their bretheren⌠and thus the Internet was manifested in a flash of golden light.
First this sharing came in the form of text only wesites and before lang there was a need for some system to organise all of these ascii porn text only website⌠the search engine sprang into being from the left nostril of his holiness the inter-web.
Evenutally screens were good enough and hard drives bid enough that ascii porn gave way to actual images⌠bitmaps became Jpegs became gifs and the evolution continued
Coporations tried to make some money off of it and thus AOL and compuserve were spawned (they were bad) and cast down into the pit
Once again the hairy-palmed denizens of the comupter lab wanted to share their new found wealth of spank-material but modems were too slow and it took hours to get one good eye-contact facial downloaded⌠so they started using static sites that could be uploaded and downloaded from and left runing⌠the interweb used a paperclip and and old pizza box and poof! newgroups came into the universe
Once people started using newsgroups as a way to share, they of course started talking to each other and the trolls and smurfs found a home to call their own⌠whick led some people to the idea that the could set up their own little slice of the interweb and talk to other people like themeselves (a âforumâ if you will for their own little groups) and flame away furiously at one another.
so⌠to sum up
- porn begat the internet
- internet begat websites
- websites too slow for better porn begat newsgroups
- newgroups where you had to deal with people who like a different kind of porn than you do begat forums
- Forums begat Forumosa, which begat jimipresley
AMEN!! 
How did Afro Ninja come about, according to your belief?
In the beginning there was the ARPANET⌠and it was good⌠but it was limited to a few back rooms in universties and largely populated by people who had never seen a woman naked in good lighting. This gave rise to pictures of naked women that could be printed in ascii text⌠screens were usually green or amber and not that hot but they were better than nothing.[/quote]
Ah, but were you there? No? So how do you know? Itâs just a theory. Youâve been brainwashed.
It does alarm me that I was actually there to witness what your second sentence describes.
In the beginning there was the ARPANET⌠and it was good⌠but it was limited to a few back rooms in universties and largely populated by people who had never seen a woman naked in good lighting. This gave rise to pictures of naked women that could be printed in ascii text⌠screens were usually green or amber and not that hot but they were better than nothing.[/quote]
Ah, but were you there? No? So how do you know? Itâs just a theory. Youâve been brainwashed.
It does alarm me that I was actually there to witness what your second sentence describes.[/quote]
Yes⌠I was actually there⌠When I looked around the computer lab and realized that I was the only person who had, in fact, seen a woman naked in good lighting, I changed my major.
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Seems the Darwin thread finally died, letâs see how this one does now, need to have a comeback to catch upâŚ
Itâs really a simple matter of internet courtesy. The best threads attract the best posters. Despite their killer instincts. :bravo:
This time I am going to let it mature a bit⌠wait a while⌠you know, let it baste in its own juices for a while before taking out of the oven and replying to this thread.
Kind of like locking it in a dark room and letting it mature like a wine in the cellar? Interesting idea I guess⌠and if you lock it away long enough you might even kill itâŚ
Seems unlikely⌠I had the bastard locked away and buried for almost a year before someone dug is up⌠:saywhat:
Youâre welcome!
Itâs been 10 days and it kept fairly quite these daysâŚ
Shaka, when the walls fellâŚ
Seems it just crawled out before of September againâŚ
Well happy Tuesday to you too
Is it dead yet?
not yet⌠but câmon⌠you can do better than that. Where is the effort?