Throw a shoe

In the spirit of the latest trend in shoe throwing, who’d you pitch your addidas at?

Is it any less of an insult to be dodging a pair of Clarks vis a vis a pair of Jumps or vice versa?

I’d peel off my thongs (I’m not talking undies) for Ma yin Jiu, but I might have second thoughts about losing my tumbledowns.

I wouldn’t waste a Taiwan Toe-ready NT$50 blue and white flip flop on a single one of those jumped-up pineapple farmers.

Not to disparage upon the fine name of pineapple farmers, who are generally an honest, law-abiding, hardworking lot, providing a real service, despite bearing apparent responsibility for the more odoriferous of the island’s pudenda, as noted.