Tiger Woods Apologizes

[quote=“jimipresley”][quote=“Mother Theresa”]

Anyway, too many cynics. I agree that he’s “just” an athlete and I agree he’s surely disappointed with his loss of mega-millions in endorsements. But I feel he probably fessed up because he knows he has blown his personal and professional life very badly, he’s probably a perfectly decent guy who was raised by good parents, and he feels shame that he acted so wrongly – to his wife and children, most importantly. And I feel he probably regrets that (though he savors the memories of all the hussies he bonked) and wishes he could have a healthy, peaceful relationship with his beautiful wife and kids and a healthy, superstar golf career unfettered by all the rumors, accusations and turmoil. Perhaps I’m a little gullible, but I believe he’s feeling sincere regret and remorse (and not just about money).[/quote]
Agreed. So why’s he apologizing to ME? He should be apologizing to his wife and family in private. :2cents:

I’d shag him for a lot less than that.[/quote]
I’d shag his balls for him for free.

Tiger Woods Announces Return To Sex

[quote=“TomHill”][quote=“jimipresley”]
Agreed. So why’s he apologizing to ME? He should be apologizing to his wife and family in private. :2cents:[/quote]

Because once the media broke the Watergate scandal they realised they could stick their nose into any shit that caused a slight stink, and that they no longer had to be deferential to what amounted to overpaid and underclassed dickwads. Tiger is a rich globally known married black man fucking poor white unmarried women in a largely white conservative country. You think the media won’t be all over that like a Taiwanese person at an ‘[color=#FF0000]all the chicken necks you can eat[/color]’ restaurant?[/quote]
There are “All the chicken necks you can eat” restaurants? :astonished: Feck!! Why has no one told me? I’d be all over that!

Highest paid athlete in history, gets paid billions to hit a little ball around in a beautiful outdoor setting, married to hot swedish babe, father of two beautiful kids, has sex with various hot hostesses and porn stars on the side. . . Wow, I wouldn’t mind being a victim myself.[/quote]
I think what he means is the media et al made him look like a dick and stuck their noses in his business. Now he’s apologising to them and the retards who read that crap.
That’s pretty dumb.

However, once he gets his career and sponsorships back on track, he’ll be the last one laughing…

I don’t understand why his “shagettes” had their mouth open - - - - after the fact. Who paid them? Media? I don’t know much about the damned time consuming story that I am sick of hearing about, but hell, I really think these women knew who he was and, really, who is the victim here? Only he, (don’t kill the messanger) his wife and kids. And, like most historic indescretions, without other provocations, the participants should keep their mouths shut and get on with being a better person, having learned and learned and learned from their own mistakes. Let he/her who has not cheated raise their hand. Aren’t you glad you don’t play golf?

Hey! I play golf and I’ve NEVER been caught with another woman.

I raise my hand.

I raise my hand.[/quote]
Me too.

Because you don’t play golf?

Precisely. There’s a code of honor amongst us who troll the fairways.

I may have overstated. I only want to point out that we all err in our lives. Woody should get on with his life. Sounds like he is trying and the damned media is making this a bigger nightmare than it would have otherwise been. If you can stand err free in your life, well, I applaud you and perhaps a Nighthood? (nope that won’t work) Canonization? (Nope that won’t work either), hell nobody is perfect and I, for one don’t need the media, nor does Wood and his family, need this flaunted in the news every 10 minutes.

It’s fame (for five minutes…) by association.

Still, a pretty sad life where their biggest “achievement” will only ever be that they shagged a famous married pro-golfer once… :unamused:

I saw one woman on TV in floods of tears droning on about how badly he’d treated her because he dumped her. She has an affair with a man she knew to be married and cries ‘victim’ afterwards.

She didn’t break her vows, he did.

Nah, he was the one who did his girlfriend’s kid when she was fifteen and then left pics of it where she would see them.

That’s true, bc, but she’s still no angel in the whole tawdry affair.

He’s been a complete shit, but his shitty behaviour has been facilitated by people attracted to his money and status. I don’t know who’s the grubbiest, him, her, them, or me for showing interest in their little cesspool.

She didn’t do anything wrong, other than show up for payday.

Who freakin cares even if he fucked ten thousand women? He’s the best damn golfer in the world and he should stop acting like a pussy.

He should have just manned up after the incident and told the reporters to go fuck themselves. None of this hiding bullshit. He should have continued playing the competitions he was set to play and win every one of em. Then he wouldn’t be in the sorry state he is in now cause people might actually have some respect for him.

Why does sport have to be ‘role model’ territory, anyway? Actors and rock stars are allowed to do as they please.

And endorsements are silly anyway. I remember when Kate Moss got busted snorting coke with Pete Doherty. Some prissy companies dropped her, some didn’t. Does it really lose companies money if the beautiful person they hire to pretend to wear the Burberry coat or the whatever watch is found to have ‘low morals’. And don’t you just assume that the bone thine party girl does coke, and the rich cocky, good-looking sports star fucks around behind his pretty wife’s back, anyway?

It means nothing. Modern life is rubbish!

[quote=“lupillus”]Who freakin cares even if he fucked ten thousand women? He’s the best damn golfer in the world and he should stop acting like a pussy.

He should have just manned up after the incident and told the reporters to go fuck themselves. None of this hiding bullshit. He should have continued playing the competitions he was set to play and win every one of em. Then he wouldn’t be in the sorry state he is in now cause people might actually have some respect for him.[/quote]
Amen to that! :bravo:

[quote=“lupillus”]Who freakin cares even if he fucked ten thousand women? He’s the best damn golfer in the world and he should stop acting like a pussy.

He should have just manned up after the incident and told the reporters to go fuck themselves. None of this hiding bullshit. He should have continued playing the competitions he was set to play and win every one of em. Then he wouldn’t be in the sorry state he is in now cause people might actually have some respect for him.[/quote]

Thank God a woman finally stumped up said it. If I had said it I’d have looked like an arsehole. Well done that lupillus.