To be in porn or not to be in porn

Hi,

My very 1st post!!

I have a quick query for everyone. I do hope someone can answer it.

My wife and I (she is from Taiwan and I am English), went to Taiwan about a year ago - we visited her mother and sister in Tai-chung. Her sister only lived in miniscule 1 room flat, that I really did not fancy sharing with my mother in law…weird? Maybe I am just too English…

Anyway, my wife and I said that we would rent a room in a motel - we found a decent one (trust me it was clean, good TV, and nice shower and bed). Just around the corner was several clubs and pubs. I cannot remember which one we went to, but I did not have to pay to get in as I was a foreigner! it was a huge place with a live band on, and several floors.

After we had a good night, we trundled back to our room, and did the “thing” that couples normally do - 5 times!!! Sorry - I had to tell someone…

Anyway, it wasn;t until the next morning - feeling a little worse for wear - that I noticed a small black window-type thing just behind the TV.

My query is:

“HAVE WE BEEN WATCHED AND RECORDED?”

“WE WILL END UP IN A BAD PORN FILM IN SOME NIGHT MARKET IN TAIPEI?”

I just thought I would ask - I don;t mind if the answer is yes, but I think my wife is a little worried…

Thanks alot!

PS - has anyone else had a similar experience?

[quote=“Trapper”]My query is:

WE WILL END UP IN A BAD PORN FILM IN SOME NIGHT MARKET IN Taipei?[/quote]

That, I suppose, depends upon how well you and yours performed that night… and perhaps the lighting, too… :wink:

Well, only 5 times is understandable - you’d been out on the town, and a few drinks can slow a man down. In the meantime, don’t worry too much about it… your wife will understand. I’m sure you’d have been in top form had you been sober. :sunglasses:

Only goes to show there’s no such thing as a free lunch. Yeah, I saw you on one of those Japanese sukebe channels a couple of nights ago.

If you want to make a career of it, try Hong Kong.

Well, if you don’t mind posting your pictures here, so I can verify to see if I have seen that prons or not. I watched a few and tons of them have Taiwanese and American (or white in general).

Describe what you were wearing and maybe I can help you out! :wink:

Chances are high but who knows. Well, what’s done is done so don’t worry about it. Unless of course you want to run for prime minister someday…

Admit it. You saw that camera thing right away, didn’t you?! Tried to put on a bit of a show, you big stud thing!

go back to the hotel and smash the glass
if theres a camera there then sue them
if theres a midget holding his wang there then take photos and sue them
actually maybe you should take photos of them too
exact your revenge
and share the evidence :sunglasses:

:unamused: This is a nice fictional story. :unamused:

Did they have that really cool 70’s style drum beats and bass riffs going on in the backround?

Did they ask you to say stuff like, “I’m here to fix the pool.” as pre-action dialogue?

Oh great. Am I out there somewhere too?

5 times, man, quick fire huh, too bad.

Bassman wrote [quote]Oh great. Am I out there somewhere too?

5 times, man, quick fire huh, too bad.
[/quote]Uh so that’d explain why you’re famous.

If you’re going to do ‘it’ in a Taiwanese hotel, make sure it’s with the lights out or under the covers. There’s so many Taiwanese love hotel movies on Kazaa etc.

Brian

[quote=“Bu Lai En”]If you’re going to do ‘it’ in a Taiwanese hotel, make sure it’s with the lights out or under the covers. There’s so many Taiwanese love hotel movies on Kazaa etc.

Brian[/quote]

Or if you insist on having the lights on and no covers, please staple a sign on your arse with your formosa.com moniker on it. It always helps to match a butt with a name. :laughing:

Let me do the math here, 5 minutes X 5, that’s less than half an hour of sex.

:laughing: Thanks, now everybody in the office knows I’m not working because I was really LOL.

That’s not necessary. All you need is a video camera with infrared mode (Sony calls this feature NightShot). In this mode, the camera can see through black windows.

See, it’s always good to have a video camera with you when you’re in a motel room with your girlfriend.

[quote=“Trapper”]Hi,

My very 1st post!!

I have a quick query for everyone. I do hope someone can answer it.

My wife and I (she is from Taiwan and I am English), went to Taiwan about a year ago - we visited her mother and sister in Tai-chung. Her sister only lived in miniscule 1 room flat, that I really did not fancy sharing with my mother in law…weird? Maybe I am just too English…

Anyway, my wife and I said that we would rent a room in a motel - we found a decent one (trust me it was clean, good TV, and nice shower and bed). Just around the corner was several clubs and pubs. I cannot remember which one we went to, but I did not have to pay to get in as I was a foreigner! it was a huge place with a live band on, and several floors.

After we had a good night, we trundled back to our room, and did the “thing” that couples normally do - 5 times!!! Sorry - I had to tell someone…

Anyway, it wasn;t until the next morning - feeling a little worse for wear - that I noticed a small black window-type thing just behind the TV.

My query is:

“HAVE WE BEEN WATCHED AND RECORDED?”

“WE WILL END UP IN A BAD PORN FILM IN SOME NIGHT MARKET IN Taipei?”

I just thought I would ask - I don;t mind if the answer is yes, but I think my wife is a little worried…

Thanks alot!

PS - has anyone else had a similar experience?[/quote]

Well, from what I could see the 4th and 5th times were a little strained :saywhat: :laughing:.

You gotta shave your back, that’s gross. Like a shirt of hair. Are you Italian?

Why would a person care if they were filmed? Are you fat? Ugly? A lousy lay? Your woman a dog? Pissed that you don’t get a cut of the royalties?
By the way, I’d be surprised if the pinhole thing is going on anymore with its low-res quality and most likely hard to see action give the plethora of real porn. Who would buy such crap or want to watch it?

No, in real life he is Ron Jeremy. :laughing: