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No brainer.
You were Lincoln!
You came a long way from your humble
birth in a log cabin in the Kentucky frontier
in 1809. Your family moved to Illinois when
you were 21, and at age 22 you become a
surveyer, shopkeeper, and postmaster in
Springfield. In 1834 you got elected to the
Illinois state legislature, where you first
denouced slavery publicly. In 1836 you got
your law license. At the age of 33 you married
Mary Todd, and had four children.
Unfortunately, one died at age 4 and another at
age 12. After losing the election to Senate,
you became nominated as the new Republican
party’s candidate for president. You won the
election, just as southern states began
seceding from the Union. You became the
president that saw the nation through its
bloodiest war to date. During your second term
in office, the same year that Robert E. Lee
surrenders and ends the Civil War, you were
shot in the Ford Theater by John Wilkes Booth.
Later that year, the Thirteenth Amemdment to
the Constitution abolished slavery.
Which Leader Were You in a Past Life?
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I was Confucius.
But I chose the corsets, stockings and elegant dresses option.
What happened?
I want my money back!
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I AM 29% WHITE TRASH!
 The white trash in my blood will not keep me from becoming a doctor or a lawyer, but it will keep me from a good haircut and any sort of fashion sense.
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30% white trash. Maybe I need to craft me a mullet and up the percentage a little more.
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I AM 25% WHITE TRASH!
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I wonder if my half-shaved head in the 5th grade counts as a mullet…
I was expecting questions about Garth Brooks or Shania Twain songs… or riding in the back of a pick-up truck with several people and an animal (or two). And absolutely nothing about line dancing.
How utterly disappointing.
On the same note…
You were Gandhi!
You led a life of non-violent and
highly effective protest. People were in awe
of your example and followed it. Because of
your actions, the nation of India won its
independence from the mighty British Empire
without ever firing a single shot.
Unfortunately, your life came to a sudden and
violent end when an assassin shot you in 1948.
The nation, indeed the world, mourned your
passing.
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Definitely deserving of the 
seal of disapproval.
I mistook Alexa Varga and Michelle Trachenberg (formerly of The Adventures of Pete and Pete) as over-18’s. Everyone else seemed obvious.
Damn, I have to quit smoking.
Only 14%, not at all white trashy.
Christ2.
Ooh, no, I’ll have to think of something to post as I’ve never been floundered and I don’t want to break my perfect record.
Mine said I’m some unknown science dude, and that I’m a loner and a dork. And I’m too stupid to post the photo link thingy on here.