Toilet humour

I’d like to announce that I have given up on giving up toilet humour.

To my mum today by email.

[quote]I’d have had her bring back my cycling pants. You know, the ones that look like incontinence pants but they are the cycling innner shorts.
Really, they are…[/quote]

Forumosa.

[forumosa.com/taiwan/viewtopic.ph … 043#490043](German drain pipes converted into hotel rooms!

And ImaniOU

The version I grew up with involved Johnny shoving fireworks up frogs arses.

Teacher: Johnny! It’s “Rectum”!

Johnny: Wrecked him? Blew the fu%$er to bits.

Oh well…Back to work.