Toilet prose/poetry

For some strange reason, I get the urge to send text messages whilst in the toilet. Not just anything, but creative glory in the form of poetry… Here’s some:

Thinking of you whilst having a poo,
Oh what a caper, I ran out of paper.

Or…
Here on my rump, taking a dump,
All going well, apart from the smell.

Anyone else get creative whilst pinching one out??? Or is it just me?

thank dog you don’t have my number.
you’d offend even my plumber!

here i sit, brokenhearted.
tried to shit, only farted.

I came, I saw, I defecated.

I send you this note, to keep you in the loop
Glad you could join me, in taking a poop!

I got a million of 'em.

Sista, can you spare a square?
Not that you’d care.
Chatting away to your girlfirend
on that cellphone
all dammed day.
He doesn’t care
No your new shoes don’t have flair
Can you please
just spare a square?

[quote=“Namahottie”]Sista, can you spare a square?
Not that you’d care.
Chatting away to your girlfirend
on that cellphone
all dammed day.
He doesn’t care
No your new shoes don’t have flair
Can you please
just spare a square?[/quote]

That brought a tear to my eye…as did my last bowel movement…Hehe

[quote=“Highway Star”][quote=“Namahottie”]Sista, can you spare a square?
Not that you’d care.
Chatting away to your girlfirend
on that cellphone
all dammed day.
He doesn’t care
No your new shoes don’t have flair
Can you please
just spare a square?[/quote]

That brought a tear to my eye…as did my last bowel movement…Hehe[/quote]

Always glad to move…something or someone. :smiley:

[quote=“urodacus”]here i sit, brokenhearted.
tried to shit, only farted.[/quote]

Theres’ a second verse!
Once I sat here
brokenhearted
tried to shit
but only farted

Now I sit here
head in hands
tried to fart
but shit in pants

My all-time favorite is one you see in gas station toilets in all the states surrounding Texas:

Here I sit, cheeks a-flexin’,
Giving birth to a baby Texan.

He who stands with cock in hand
and pisses on the seat,
Should be hit with a bag of shit;
His ass thrown in the street.