For some strange reason, I get the urge to send text messages whilst in the toilet. Not just anything, but creative glory in the form of poetry… Here’s some:
Thinking of you whilst having a poo,
Oh what a caper, I ran out of paper.
Or…
Here on my rump, taking a dump,
All going well, apart from the smell.
Anyone else get creative whilst pinching one out??? Or is it just me?
Sista, can you spare a square?
Not that you’d care.
Chatting away to your girlfirend
on that cellphone
all dammed day.
He doesn’t care
No your new shoes don’t have flair
Can you please
just spare a square?
[quote=“Namahottie”]Sista, can you spare a square?
Not that you’d care.
Chatting away to your girlfirend
on that cellphone
all dammed day.
He doesn’t care
No your new shoes don’t have flair
Can you please
just spare a square?[/quote]
That brought a tear to my eye…as did my last bowel movement…Hehe
[quote=“Highway Star”][quote=“Namahottie”]Sista, can you spare a square?
Not that you’d care.
Chatting away to your girlfirend
on that cellphone
all dammed day.
He doesn’t care
No your new shoes don’t have flair
Can you please
just spare a square?[/quote]
That brought a tear to my eye…as did my last bowel movement…Hehe[/quote]