Do check the appliances before dumping your load.
Toilet snake attack: urban legend comes true?
Nasty bite on the dangly-down.
Ouch! 
“when he looked down he saw the big snake”…[insert double entendre of your choice here] 
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Nasty bite on the dangly-down.[/quote]
Probably got tired of dingleberries. You know rotating that diet…
I didn’t say he was an 0bama minion…but…again…